Freshen Jokes
6 freshen jokes and hilarious freshen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about freshen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comedy Freshen Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
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What do cannibals use to freshen their breath?
Men toes
How do cannibals freshen their breath?
Men toes.
As we stripped off jumping into the bed I said to my boyfriend, "Can you give me a minute?"
"Why? Want to freshen up?" He asked.
"No," I replied. "Its just that last time you only gave me 30 seconds."
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How does a zombie freshen their breath?
They eat a liga**mint**.
This chic told me I was hung like a tick tac
So I asked her if she wanted me to freshen her breath .
Late For The Gyno
A mother of 3 had an appointment one day at the gynaecologist. She was very late and had to rush to get her kids to school and her youngest was annoyed at not being able to remember where she had left her art project. She rushed the kids to school regardless and then realised when she got home she had no time to take a full shower and freshen up so instead she just used a facecloth very quickly.
She made it to her appointment on time and got undressed, put on the gown and lay up on the bench. The doctor entered the room and took up position at the bottom of the bench.
"Wow, we went all out today, didn't we?" he winked up at the woman. She wasn't sure what he was talking about but thanked him anyway and after the appointment she went on her way to collect her kids from school. As the youngest got into the car she asked "Mommy did you find my glitter project yet? I remember I left it in a facecloth somewhere..."
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