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Funniest Frequency Short Jokes

Short frequency jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frequency humour may include short times jokes also.

  1. I'm using vibration and oscillation in specific frequencies to impart information It might seem far-fetched, but the idea is sound.
  2. An ultra low frequency sine wave walk into a bar. The bartender says, Why the long phase?
  3. An ultralow frequency sine wave radiates into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long phase?"
  4. TIL the Earth produces global electromagnetic resonance with the highest peak frequency of 33.8Hz, slightly lower than a C#1 note with a frequency of 34.65Hz. I guess you can say the earth is flat.
  5. The latest hipster music craze plays songs at a frequency of 50000 Hz. You probably never heard of it.
  6. I would like to learn more about frequencies But whenever I try to measure it, it only Hertz
  7. Today I saw a frequency of 16.667 mHz... Took me a minute.
  8. What does it feel like to get hit by a wave frequency? It hurtz
  9. I tried to make a joke about identical frequencies and wave forms. But it really separated the room.
    I was expecting more coherence.
  10. A hipster's favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz You've probably never heard it

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Frequency One Liners

Which frequency one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frequency? I can suggest the ones about peed and timing.

  1. At what frequency does laughter become painful 1 gigglehurts
  2. What happens when someone slaps you around with high frequency? It Hertz
    yeah
  3. What did the ear say after it was hit with a high frequency? It Hz.
  4. What is the painless frequency? 0 Hz
  5. I was in a fight with frequency the other day I lost and it still Hertz
  6. What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency? It Hertz
  7. Got in a fight with frequency today We've been friends for ages, so it kinda hertz.
  8. What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts
  9. Something hit me at high frequency today It really hertz.
  10. I'm very sensitive to sounds of a certain frequency. When I hear them it hertz.
  11. What happens when you're slapped at a high frequency? It hertz :)
  12. Why can't humans hear over or under a certain frequency? It hertz too much.
  13. A man's ears were exposed to a high frequency sound... He said "It hertz."
  14. Why does higher workout frequency mean more injuries? Frequency is measured in hurts
  15. Sounds are very dangerous, you know? If you listen to high frequencies, it really Herz.

Frequency joke, Sounds are very dangerous, you know?

Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Frequency Jokes and Friends

What funny jokes about frequency you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean clock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frequency pranks.

A researcher carrying out a phone survey on marital s**......

phoned one of the participants to check on a discrepancy. He asked the husband: "In response to the question on frequency of i**..., you answered 'once a week,' but your wife answered 'several times a night.'"
"That's correct," said the husband. "And that's the way it's going to be until the mortgage is paid off."

Scientists have determined that the Earth has a resonant frequency

The planet resonates at a low B note. However if you were flying away in a space ship the frequency would drop due to the doppler effect, and the Earth would B flat.

A frequency walks into the doctor's office and says

"My leg Hertz"

Getting hit by a sound wave a couple of times won't affect you. Increase the frequency however...

And it hertz

REM got it wrong, Kenneth

Hertz is the frequency. Watt is power.

What did frequency say to noise?

Ouch! That hertz!

Why should you never, ever increase the frequency of a wave?

Cos it Hertz a wave's feelings

Yo mamma conforms to Planck's law -

the greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets.

Why doesn't an electrician deal with higher frequencies of electricity?

Because it Hertz.

Frequency joke, Why doesn't an electrician deal with higher frequencies of electricity?

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