Frenchmen Jokes
38 frenchmen jokes and hilarious frenchmen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about frenchmen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Frenchmen Short Jokes
Short frenchmen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frenchmen humour may include short french jokes also.
- Two frenchmen were strolling down a boulevard... When one of them gasped, "Mon Dieu - here come my wife and my mistress!"
"Sacre Bleu!" Exclaimed his friend. "I was about to say the same thing!" - What does every frenchmen learn in first grade of school? (sorry France) How to surrender in 6 different languages.
- French Joke Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army. - Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to hold the light bulb and four to turn the house.
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Frenchmen One Liners
Which frenchmen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frenchmen? I can suggest the ones about surrender and .
- How do Frenchmen share files? Pierre to Pierre.
- How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? No one knows, it's never been done before
- Do Frenchmen like slides? OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIII!
- Why do depressed Frenchmen consume so much olive oil? It gives them a huile d'olive
- What do you call a fabulous Frenchmen? Le faguette.
- why do gay frenchmen like to wear leather? because it's cuir.
- How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck? Apparently, 84 isn't enough.
- Why was the Frenchmen racist? Because he was a bigette.
- What do you call bad s**... with Frenchmen? Lay Miserables
- Why can't frenchmen count to four? Because there is a tree in the way.
- What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes? d**....
- What do you call a close minded frenchmen? A baguette!
- How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows because they've never tried
Cheeky Frenchmen Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about frenchmen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frenchmen pranks.
A man went to a brain store to get a brain to complete a study.
He sees a sign indicating the nationality of each type of brain. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for an Americans brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for a Japaneese brain?"
"ten dollars an ounce."
"How much for a Frenchmen's brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is a Frenchmen's brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many French men we had to use to get one ounce of brain?"
The tunnel
An Englishman, a Frenchmen, a young woman, and an old lady, are sitting together on a train when it goes through a tunnel. A loud slap is heard, and then the Frenchman is rubbing his face.
The old lady thinks 'I bet he tried to touch the young woman, and she slapped him'
The young woman thinks 'I bet he tried to touch the old lady thinking it was me, and she slapped him'
The Frenchman thinks 'I bet the Englishman tried to touch the young woman, and she thought it was me, so she slapped me'
The Englishman thinks 'I can't wait for the next tunnel so I can slap him again'
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An englishman, frenchmen, and spaniard were racing their cats on a paper boat in the water
They each name their cat the same in each language. The Englishman names his cat "One Two Three". The Frenchman names his "Un deux t**...". The Spaniard names his "Uno dos tres". The race begins, and Uno dos tres wins, with one two three at second place. The Frenchman's cat is nowhere to be found. After searching, the Frenchman comes to a conclusion. He goes to the other men, and says, "The Un deux t**... cat sank"
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How many Frenchmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
5, one to fill the paperwork, one to go on strike, and two to complain how it should've been changed last week
A tourist is walking along the riverbank in Paris
when a Frenchman runs and pushes him in.
Spluttering and angry, the tourist shouts "Are you crazy?"
To which the Frenchmen replies laughing "No, but you're in Seine"
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Since the French joke went over so well
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend the city of Paris??
No one knows, it's never been tried.
Two Frenchmen attempt to escape a POW camp...
The pair break out of their cells and manage to reach the wire fence in the dead of night. As Pierre scales the fence he stumbles, alerting a nearby guard, who calls out "Who's there?!"
"Meow!" Pierre shouts back, and he manages to creep away.
Now Francois climbs the fence and he stumbles and the guard again called, 'Who goes there?'
"Another cat!"
A Frenchmen and an Englishmen were at war when the Englishmen says you fight for money while we fight for honor, the Frenchmen replied we all fight for what we lack most.
That's why america fights for freedom
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What is your funniest joke about the French?
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of n**... soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
The prisoners
During WWI, a german soldier sits in his trench, minding his own business, when he hears a voice from the trench next to him:
"Franz, come quickly! I took 10 frenchmen as prisoners!"
"That's great, bring them over in my trench!"
I can't! They won't let me go!"
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I mean no offence to anyone in this post btw
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are looking at a painting of Adam and Eve The Englishman admires it and says, "Look at them, calm, reserved and proper, they were surely English."
The Frenchmen laughs and replies "They are n**... and beautiful, there is no doubt they would be French."
The Russian slowly shakes his head, "My friends, they are definitely Russian. No clothes, no house, no possessions, they have only an apple to eat and they are told this is paradise."
