Cheeky Frenchmen Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
A Frenchmen and an Englishmen were at war when the Englishmen says you fight for money while we fight for honor, the Frenchmen replied we all fight for what we lack most.
That's why america fights for freedom
how many Frenchmen does it take to properly defend Frances borders?
No idea, No ones ever tried.
What does every frenchmen learn in first grade of school? (sorry France)
How to surrender in 6 different languages.
French Joke
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army.
How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Why do Frenchmen only eat 1 egg a day?
Because an egg is un œuf.
What is your funniest joke about the French?
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of n**... soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
How do Frenchmen share files?
Pierre to Pierre.
Two Frenchmen attempt to escape a POW camp...
The pair break out of their cells and manage to reach the wire fence in the dead of night. As Pierre scales the fence he stumbles, alerting a nearby guard, who calls out "Who's there?!"
"Meow!" Pierre shouts back, and he manages to creep away.
Now Francois climbs the fence and he stumbles and the guard again called, 'Who goes there?'
"Another cat!"
The prisoners
During WWI, a german soldier sits in his trench, minding his own business, when he hears a voice from the trench next to him:
"Franz, come quickly! I took 10 frenchmen as prisoners!"
"That's great, bring them over in my trench!"
I can't! They won't let me go!"
Do Frenchmen like slides?
OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIII!
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Why was the Frenchmen racist?
Because he was a bigette.
How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?
No one knows, it's never been done before
A tourist is walking along the riverbank in Paris
when a Frenchman runs and pushes him in.
Spluttering and angry, the tourist shouts "Are you crazy?"
To which the Frenchmen replies laughing "No, but you're in Seine"
Since the French joke went over so well
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend the city of Paris??
No one knows, it's never been tried.
Two frenchmen were strolling down a boulevard...
When one of them gasped, "Mon Dieu - here come my wife and my mistress!"
"Sacre Bleu!" Exclaimed his friend. "I was about to say the same thing!"
What do you call bad s**... with Frenchmen?
Lay Miserables
What do you call gay Frenchmen?
Faguettes
What do you call it when two Frenchmen share files?
Pierre-to-Pierre transfer.
A Russian, a Frenchman, and an Englishman are in an art museum admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the gardens of Eden.
The Englishman takes a look at the painting and says "They look so calm, they must be British!" The Frenchmen responds "no no! They're n**..., so beautiful, they must be French!" The Russian says "They have no food, no shelter, nothing but an apple to eat, and they are being told this is paradise? ...They're clearly Russian!"
(Whole thing done in thick fake accents)
How many Frenchmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
67 million because they all surrendered and the lightbulb remains unchanged.
A Frenchmen goes to a library for a book he wants about warfare.
He asks the librarian at the front desk for a book about warfare. The librarian simply responds, You'll just lose it.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian are in an art gallery
They are looking at a painting of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden.
"Look at how reserved and calm they are," the Englishman says, "they would definitely be English."
"They are n**... and beautiful, they would have to be French." The Frenchmen counters.
The Russian speaks up, "no clothes, no shelter, no bed, they have only an apple between them, and they're told this is paradise. They are certainly Russian."
The tunnel
An Englishman, a Frenchmen, a young woman, and an old lady, are sitting together on a train when it goes through a tunnel. A loud slap is heard, and then the Frenchman is rubbing his face.
The old lady thinks 'I bet he tried to touch the young woman, and she slapped him'
The young woman thinks 'I bet he tried to touch the old lady thinking it was me, and she slapped him'
The Frenchman thinks 'I bet the Englishman tried to touch the young woman, and she thought it was me, so she slapped me'
The Englishman thinks 'I can't wait for the next tunnel so I can slap him again'
An englishman, frenchmen, and spaniard were racing their cats on a paper boat in the water
They each name their cat the same in each language. The Englishman names his cat "One Two Three". The Frenchman names his "Un deux t**...". The Spaniard names his "Uno dos tres". The race begins, and Uno dos tres wins, with one two three at second place. The Frenchman's cat is nowhere to be found. After searching, the Frenchman comes to a conclusion. He goes to the other men, and says, "The Un deux t**... cat sank"
Why do depressed Frenchmen consume so much olive oil?
It gives them a huile d'olive
A Russian, a Frenchman, and an Englishman are in an art museum admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the gardens of Eden.
The Englishman takes a look at the painting and says "They look so calm, they must be British!" The Frenchmen responds "no no! They're n**..., so beautiful, they must be French!" The Russian says "They have no food, no shelter, nothing but an apple to eat, and they are being told this is paradise? They're clearly Russian!"
How many Frenchmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
5, one to fill the paperwork, one to go on strike, and two to complain how it should've been changed last week
