French Wwii Jokes
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What would the French say if they had Twitter during WWII?
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A WWII joke for you guys...
Olaf Scholz, the German chancellor, visits France and is not recognized by the customs guard at the French border.
'Name?', the guard barks out.
'Olaf Scholz', he says.
'Occupation?'
'Oh no,' he says, 'just for a few days.'
Just after WWII begins the commander of one of African garrisons recieves a telegram:
''The war is declared, immidiately find and arrest all enemies in your area.''
After some time he sends a performance report:
''The order was executed. 4 Germans, 2 French, 1 Belgian, 3 Americans were arrested. Please, immidiately report who are we at war with.''
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A quote from a WWII veteran...
If you see a group of soldiers but don't know where they're from fire a stray bullet in their direction and see how they react.
If they respond with precise rifle fire they're British.
If they respond with a frenzy of machine gun fire they're German.
If they try running away they're Italian.
If they throw their guns on the ground and surrender they're French.
If nothing happens at first but five minutes later the area you shot the bullet from is bombarded with airstrikes and mortars they're American.
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