French Ww2 Jokes
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In ww2 you could identify which nationality your opponent was from by observing their behaviors
If they respond to threats with precise rifle shots, they're British
If they respond with heavy machine gun fire, they're German
If they retreat, they're French
If they switch to your side, they're Italian
If they apologize, they're Canadian
If nothing happens for a few minutes then suddenly your camp is leveled to the ground, they're American
Selling a french WW2 rifle
Never fired, only dropped once.
French tanks in WW2 have special features
They have side mirrors so they can see the Germans when escaping.
Why were the French defeated so easily by Germans in WW2?
Because the French generals told their soldiers, that to win the war, they needed to strike first.
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One day Junior brings his Grandfather to school to share his stories as a Franco-American fighter pilot during WW2
His stories are wonderfully delightful and told with a thick French accent, while gesturing wildly using his hands to describe the movement of the airplanes.
Zee fawkers fly like zees. Zen I fly like zees. Then zee fawkers fly back like zees, zen I pull up like zees. I shoots zee fawkers right out of the sky.
The teacher said, I'm sorry to interrupt, sir. I know you kids are giggling but I want to be clear that a Fokker is a type of aircraft.
The Ace said, certainmont, cherie. But zees fawkers were flying Mescherschmits.
What happened to the French army of ww2?
He died
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