French Surrender Jokes
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When the Germans invaded France in 1940, the French people were not amused. In fact, they were downright offended. But that didn't stop the Germans from making jokes about the French surrender. Here are some of the best French surrender jokes: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the German side. Why did the French surrender so quickly? Because they were afraid
Funniest French Surrender Short Jokes
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- Why do the french hate League of Legends? They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
- When I was in high school, I was part of the French club. We didn't really do anything, but every once in a while, we'd surrender to the German club.
- Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
- Does anyone know where I can find the "Surrender" Emoji? Nevermind the French flag works fine. 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
- Why wasn't Euro Disney popular? Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
- Did you hear that the French President is getting divorced? Apparently he came home early and caught his wife surrendering to a German.
- The key to pronouncing a word in French ...is to try to say it the way it's written, and then surrender halfway through.
- What is the first thing French soldiers learn, when joining the military ? The phrase "I surrender" in german
- What do the French learn in basic training? How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.
- French Presidential bodyguard accidentally discharges weapon whilst on duty... France & Italy have both offer their immediate unconditional surrender.
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French Surrender One Liners
Which french surrender one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with french surrender? I can suggest the ones about surrender and french war.
- Napoleon was the best general the french ever had. He managed to surrender twice.
- What French city always surrenders first? Toulouse
- Why does the French army surrender so quickly? They have nothing Toulouse.
- Believe it or not i can actually speak fluent French I surrender!
- What's the first thing they learn in the French army? To say "I surrender!", in German.
- Excuse my french... ...but I surrender.
- The French I can speak fluent french, watch this... "I Surrender"
- How do you say "I surrender" in french? "Bonjour"
- The French Club is Really Fun! Until you have to surrender to the German Club.
- A tire exploded in Paris 3 french surrendered
- Why did the French surrender to Germany? Because they did not dare to swim.
- Why is French toilet paper pink? They ran out of white paper surrendering.
- Why was the French Foreign Legion created? Because they don't surrender as easily.
- If you want to surrender, what do you do? Become french
- Why do French people make good Kidnap victims? 'cause they always surrender
Fun-Filled French Surrender Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about french surrender you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean france war jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make french surrender pranks.
Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?
because they would all surrender.
French Jokes
What's the standard issue weapon in the French army? A white flag.
What's the only French martial art? Parkour, the art running away.
Like the entrance to Hogwarts, if you look at the French flag from exactly the right angle (like that of an invading army), it turns white.
An American, Russian, and French soldier see a German machine gunner. The Russian calls on his comrades to repeatedly s**... charge the German until he runs out of bullets. The American calls for a synchronized b**... strike using the full might the American military to obliterate the German (and all the nearby land). The Frenchman gets blown up by the American strike, because he already surrendered and was taken prisoner by the German.
For sale: A French rifle. Never fired, dropped once.
What's the difference between a French soldier and a brain-dead jugghead? The jugghead runs towards the battle.
Inspired by the American president. The French prime-minister ordered his secret service to carry around a locked briefcase that can only be unlocked by the prime-minister in case of an emergency war. Inside is said to be the controls to the national white-flag system.
What's the French military motto? Don't shoot, we surrender.
A quote from a WWII veteran...
If you see a group of soldiers but don't know where they're from fire a stray bullet in their direction and see how they react.
If they respond with precise rifle fire they're British.
If they respond with a frenzy of machine gun fire they're German.
If they try running away they're Italian.
If they throw their guns on the ground and surrender they're French.
If nothing happens at first but five minutes later the area you shot the bullet from is bombarded with airstrikes and mortars they're American.
Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?
So people can see them surrender from afar.
Why do the French like Cheap Trick?
Because they always surrender!
High School French
In high school, I was in the French Club.
All we would ever do is surrender to the German Club.
Brexit fallout: my French Toast has just surrendered to my English Muffins. Germany is sending in the Luftwaffle... these events could engulf the entire continental breakfast.
and my Irish coffee is drunk. Again.
Why is the French flag white in the middle?
So that you can fold the red and blue to surrender.
TIL about the French flag.
TIL the French flag was designed so that if you fold back the red and the blue it becomes a surrender flag.
It's no surprise that the French surrendered to the Germans
When even your bread is pain, you want as little as possible.
There is a fence
A deer walks up to the fence and jumps over it.
An antelope walks up to the fence and goes under it.
A French guy walks up to the fence and surrenders.
A German guy walks up to the fence and builds a bigger gun.
An Italian walks up to the fence and starts eating pasta.
A pothead walks up to the fence, sits on it and starts smoking w**....
An American walks up to the fence, shoots the pothead, tests how sturdy the fence is, and strips it up to put it on the Mexican border.
When you think about it the Syrian air strikes weren't as devastating as they could have been...
But that's mainly down to the French missiles surrendering before they hit the ground
Did you know that the eskimos has 32 different words for snow? And the bedouins has 47 different words for sands?
And the french has 54 different words for "I surrender"?
