French Resistance Jokes
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Funniest French Resistance Short Jokes
Short french resistance jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The french resistance humour may include short french military jokes also.
- Why is the French military always shocked when they lose a battle? Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance*
- If electricity is always directing itself to the least resistant, where would it go? The French
- Spanish pigs say "oinc-oinc". French pigs say "Oinque"
Japanese pigs say "Oinku"
American pigs say "STOP RESISTING" - Why did the German cross the French road? The road had the least resistance when crossing.
- Lightning follows the path of least resistance No wonder blitzkrieg worked so well against the French
- I failed my physics exam today. They asked me to give examples of superconductors. Apparently 'The French Resistance' was not an acceptable answer.
- Although some countries may argue against this, we the french know for a fact that the best Orchestra conductors come from France Well, we offer the least resistance.
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French Resistance One Liners
Which french resistance one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with french resistance? I can suggest the ones about french army and french war.
- Why are the Eiffel Tower lights so bright ? French resistance is low.
- Why do french people never go to space. Because in space there is no resistance !
- What was the favourite dish of the french resistance? An Ohm-lette
(du fromage) - What is the French Resistance to the n**...? An occupational hazard.
Cheeky French Resistance Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about french resistance you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean french revolution jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make french resistance pranks.
Three high school students are standing outside the school...
When they notice thunder and lighting in the distance. The French exchange student throws his hands in the air, screams, and runs away. One student asks the other, "Why did he run away like that?" To which the other replies "He knows lightning always strikes the point of least resistance."
True story, changed setting for simplicity.
An American tourist goes to the beach on the French Riviera......
and he gets flagged down by the beachside bathing suit store owner. Monsieur, you cannot wear cutoff jeans to the beach here, and talks him into buying a speedo type, telling him: "the women will drool over you when you're wearing it." He puts it on and leaves for the beach. The tourist comes back an hour later saying that the women still ignore him and give him disapproving looks as he walks by. The store owner looks down at his c**... and then hands him a potato and says "Monsieur, put this down your suit and the women will be unable to resist you for sure". The tourist comes back after 15 minutes, and says that now the women were throwing things at him and one even threw up when he walked past her.
The store owner says: Monsieur, the potato goes in the front of the suit!"