French Language Jokes
27 french language jokes and hilarious french language puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about french language that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest French Language Short Jokes
Short french language jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The french language humour may include short french jokes also.
- It's incredible how many French words are now used in the English language There's 'Hors D'oeuvres' for starters.
- My dad would swear and then say, "Excuse my French" One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand.
- Mayday Mayday I need to prove to a French friend that the French language had zero influence on the English language.
- The limit to my knowledge of the French language, is knowing the word for 'egg' That's an oeuf
- English is the lingua franca of the internet, science, aeronautics, and of using Late Latin phrases concerning an extinct pre-French language to mean "universally spoken".
- The french language is difficult because there are two genders to remember. But in German there are three: Masculine, feminine and Angela Murkel
- The worst thing in the English language is the inconsistency, worst in French is false cognates... ...and wurst in German is sausage.
- What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual.
What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?
Bilingual.
What do you call someone who speaks 1 language?
French. - Why are there no foreign language channels on French television? Because one English Channel is quite enough.
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French Language One Liners
Which french language one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with french language? I can suggest the ones about learning french and french people.
- I like to write my code comments in a foreign language. Please pardon my French.
- How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted? Beaucoup.
- I tried to learn a new language But after a week of French, I gave up.
Comical & Quirky French Language Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about french language you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad french jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make french language pranks.
Bob was struggling in the bedroom because he couldn't last as long as his wife.
He thought that maybe if he learned some French it would help.
But it didn't.
Then he tried learning German.
That didn't help either.
He tried Spanish, Portuguese, even Sweedish. Nothing worked.
Finally, he gave up. "It doesn't matter what language I learn," he said to his wife. "They all have one thing in common."
"What's that?" She asked.
"D comes before V."
A man walks into a buffet...
He puts a sausage on his plate, and his German friend says "now you're speaking my language!".
Then, he adds a slice of pizza to his plate, and his Italian friend says "now you're speaking my language!".
Then, the man has an incredible urge to sneeze. He reaches for a napkin and raises it up, and his French friend says "now you're speaking my language!".
A girl was studying French, and doing very well at it.
One day, she asked her teacher Do you know anything about Spanish? For I know everything there is to know about French, and I need a new language.
The teacher responded What a sudden change! And why would you possibly ask me, your French teacher? This was completely unexpected!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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A Comparison of the Different Languages
**French**: This chair is feminine. "La Chaise"
**Italian**: This chair is feminine! "La Sedia"
**German**: This chair is masculine. "Der Stuhl"
**English**: This chair is an object, I don't see how it has a gender.
**Japanese**: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up calling your mother a pair of rotten t**... instead.
Problems of language ( sorry for bad english)
Two Hungaryan policeman stops a car. The driver cant speak hungaryan so he tries to speak in english. The two policeman cant understan it and they just looking at the guy. Then the driver speaks to them in german, french, and a bunch of other languages. The policemen let him go. Then one of them says: Shouldnt we learn any languages? The other says: Why sould we? That guy knows so many languages but they still useless.
I need help remembering a joke please.
The "intellectual" joke thread got me thinking about a joke I heard years ago which made me laugh. It requires knowing two languages (Spanish and French I think), but if you get it it's pretty funny. It's something to do with asking a question and the reply meaning two different things in the different languages. I'm sorry that's really vague but it's been years since I heard it!
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I don't understand why French is considered the language of love...
Have you heard Latin?
It's so obviously **roman**tic.
Joke I heard while in Hungary
Two cops are standing by the street side in New York City. A foreigner approaches them looking slightly panicked.
"Parlez vous Francais?" He asks them. The cops, not knowing a word of French merely shrug their shoulders at the man.
Frustrated, he asks them, "Ustedes hablan español?" Again, the cops merely shrug.
The foreigner continues with the same result with Dutch, Russian, and German. Eventually, he leaves, knowing that there's no hope for him to communicate with the officers.
"I keep telling you we should learn more languages!" says one cop to the other.
"Why?" he responds. "That man knows five, and it didn't get him anywhere."
Linguists from France, Italy, and Germany were debating which language was the most beautiful.
The German representative was waving his hand frantically to be chosen to speak, when the French representative began to speak.
"French is certainly sublime. Consider the word Papillon. How could the word for butterfly be more beautiful than the butterfly itself
The German is dying to speak, but then the Italian chimes in.
"Italian is as beautiful as French. Our word for butterfly is Farfalle, also more beautiful than the insect itself"
Finally it's the German's turn. He is dying to speak and blurts out,
"AND VAT IS WRONG WITH SCHMETTERLING!?"
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One saturday morning,three boys came down to the kitchen and sits around the breakfast table. Their mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat.
I'II have some f**...' French toast, he says. The mother is outraged at hid crude language. She hits him and sends him to his room.
When she calms down, she asks the middle child what he wants. well, I guess that leaves more f**...' french toast for me, he says. The mom is livid. She smacks hum and sends him away.
Finally, she looks at the youngest son and asks him ehat he wants for breakfast.
I don't know, he says meekly, but I definitely don't want the f**...' french toast!
The foreign tourist
Hank and Frank are walking down the street. A flustered-looking guy comes up to them and asks,
"Parlez-vous français?" (Do you speak French?)
They stare at him. He tries again,
"Sprechen Sie Deutsch?" (Do you speak German?)
They shrug.
"Hablas español?" (Do you speak Spanish?)
Nope.
"Parli italiano?" (Do you speak Italian?)
They shrug again, the man gives up and leaves.
Hank says, "maybe we should learn a foreign language."
Frank notes, "that guy knew 4 and look what good it did him."
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There's an Italian in a language class.
"Today we are learning about similes and metaphors. Can anyone give me an example" says the tutor.
A Spaniard pipes up "My wife dances salsa like a goddess"
Then a french man has his turn "My wife has p**... like a forest"
The Italian guy likes how this language works, so he has a try "I met a woman last week, Her eyes where like stars in the sky. Her hair was like soft velvet. She had a body like a supermodel" the tutor cuts him off there seeing that he could go on for ages "could someone give us an example of a metaphor now?"
"Well I was getting to that" says the Italian. "She was so fine I had to ask her out, And yesterday I met 'er for lunch".
I think it's from an old British comedy show, when TV was racist, but I'm not sure.