French Horn Jokes
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How do you make a t**... sound like a French Horn?
Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.
How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
What do you call someone who teaches people how to play the French horn?
A tooter.
Three sisters have dates all on the same night...
At the end of the night, after they all come home, they get together to talk about how it went.
The first sister says "the guy that took me out was a trumpet player. He kissed me at the end of our date, but was really uptight.
The second sister says "Well my date was a tuba player. When he kissed me, it was all loose and sloppy"
They both turn to the third sister and ask how her date was, to which she replied, "My date was a french horn player. The kissing was alright, I suppose, but I really loved the way he held me!"
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