French Fry Day Jokes
5 french fry day jokes and hilarious french fry day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about french fry day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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French Fry Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good french fry day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Prayer before meals
Kid: Give us this day our daily bread.... With ham, egg, cheeze, french fries, salad on the side...
God: hey, kid. Are you praying or taking an order?
The other day I ordered French fries at McDonalds
the cashier asked me "Small, Medium or Large?"
I said: "mixed please".
What is the worst day for a French Fry?
Fry day.
Potato
Today you ignore me because I'm a potato
One day I'll french fries and you I'll craze for me
The Parish Fast Food Shop
One day, the local parish decided to open a fast food restaurant, so they can make some more money on the side as church attendance was dropping. Being the smart people that they were, they divided themselves so each person does one job.
The fast food restaurant was doing quite well, and the local news channel, since it had nothing better to report on, decided to interview the staff of the restaurant. As they were finishing the interviews, they saw that one priest didn't do any interview, it was shy Father Tim, who was in charge of the french fries.
"So you're the friar yes?" asked the interviewer.
"No", father Tim said,"I'm the Chipmonk"
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