French Fries Jokes
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Funniest French Fries Short Jokes
Short french fries jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The french fries humour may include short fries jokes also.
- Every time I go to dinner with my parents, they constantly argue about the mashed potatoes, rice or french fries... And I always tell them that I'm not choosing sides…
- I tried my wife's essential oils for the first time today. Worst french fries I've ever had.
- A French fry walks into a bar - Can I see the menu, please?
- I'm sorry, but we don't serve food. - I found out today that French fries were weren't created in France. They were created in Greece.
- I've decided to start up my own restaurant. Main dish is curry poured over french fries. It's called "Curry on my Wayward Spud". And for dessert? There'll be peas when you are done.
- Prayer before meals Kid: Give us this day our daily bread.... With ham, egg, cheeze, french fries, salad on the side...
God: hey, kid. Are you praying or taking an order? - What's black and grey and rolls around in the parking lot of a McDonald's? Mr. T and a pigeon fighting over a french fry.
I know it's old but it always made me laugh. - The other day I ordered French fries at McDonalds the cashier asked me "Small, Medium or Large?"
I said: "mixed please". - James French was placed in the electric chair due to be executed; his last words? 'French Fries'
- What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
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French Fries One Liners
Which french fries one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with french fries? I can suggest the ones about burgers fries and mcdonald fries.
- French fries weren't cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
- What do french fries do when they met after a long time? They ketchup
- I like my camgirls like I like my French fries. Steaming hot and covered in oil.
- Where were the first French fries made? ...in grease
- Where was the french fry born? Greece!
Sorry it's the only joke I know :( - DID YOU KNOW....french fries arent cooked in France? They're cooked in Greece *rim shot*
- Where do French fries originally come from? Grease
- Why did Aristotle hate French fries? They were fried in ancient grease!
- What do you call a Trans potato? A French fry
- Why are they called French fries? If they are obviously made in grease.
- What do you call someone sunbathing in France? A french fry.
- Late to bed and late to rise . . . Makes a man who will serve french fries.
- TIL The first 'French Fries' weren't fried in France. They were fried in grease.
Cr - What is the worst day for a French Fry? Fry day.
- What did the french fry say to the police officer? Help me! I've been a-salted!
Delightful Fun French Fries Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about french fries you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean potato chips jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make french fries pranks.
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.
A man walks into a library
A man goes to a library, walks to the librarian's desk and says:
"I'd like to have a large burger with french fries and a coke please!!"
Surprised the Librarian says: "But sir, this is a library."
"Oh, I'm sorry", says the man and he whispers:
*"I'd like to have a large burger with french fries and a coke please.."*
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Three salesmen, an Englishman, a French man, and an American, meet in an airport...
and eventually the topic turns to s**....
The Englishman says, "Before I left for this trip, I made love to my wife 3 times. The next morning she woke up and made me a big breakfast of fried bacon, potatoes and eggs. As I went out the door she gave me a passionate kiss and told me last night was amazing and she was the happiest woman in the kingdom."
The Frenchman says, "Hah! Before I left I made love to my wife 7 times and the next morning she made me a huge breakfast of omelettes, crepes, and croissants. As I sat down to eat she slid into my lap and told me she could never love another man."
Then the Englishman and Frenchman turn to the American. He shrugs,"Before I left, I made love to my wife once. "
His friends start laughing. "Once? Just once? What did your wife say to you in the morning?"
"Don't stop."
When I finally burn out, I want to move to Europe.
That way I can be French fried.
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I used to work at a french fry stand
I was way over quali**fried**
Potatoes
If potatoes are french fries and cows are burgers. What is the radius of the sun.
What do FRENCH people order from McDonald's
FRENCH fries hahaha
John learning Math
Teacher was teaching math to 5 yr old John.
Teacher: What is 5 - 5?
John: *Keeps Quiet*
Teacher: If you have 5 burgers and I take 5 burgers from you, what will you be left with?
John: French Fries.
If anyone knew how many french fries I ate,
...I'd be morti-fried.
What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?
A French Fried
Nowadays, French fries are made from potatoes. What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?
Potatoes
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My mom made some french fries for you guys...
but you were d**... about it because they were potato quality.
What do you call Paris attacks victims?
french fries
I made up a Stephen Wright joke.
I went to the drive-thru recently. The lady over the intercom asked what should could get for me. I told her I'd take a cheeseburger, medium french fries, and a large Coke. She told me I couldn't order that. I said, "Why not?". She said, "This is a bank."
My girlfriend finished all my french fries...
I couldn't KETCHUP.
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What do you call dark French people?
French Fries
How were French fries invented?
By playing tennis with a potato.
Don't be desperate guys,..
There's a pigeon for every french fry
What do french fries and friends have in common?
They both die if you chop them
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what do you call a s**... french fry?
a potat-h**...
Can I watch French fry?
Or is that watching terrorism?
Tater Tots
are chewed up French Fries
A guy says to a librarian "I'd like a Big Mac, French Fries and a Coke"
The librarian says "I'm sorry sir but this is a library".
The guy says *whispering* "Oh, sorry, I'd like a Big Mac, French Fries and a Coke"
If you say "pommes frites" with a croaky voice...
Is that a French fry?
Steve Stephens died today waiting on McDonald's french fries
I guess those French fries were to die for.
What did one man say when he put french fries in a blender and dumped the resulting liquid onto an unsuspecting victim?
SLURP-FRIES!
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this is what we call religious heat.
when you walk out side you say "jesus christ it's hot!!!
it got so hot our fat pig melted, the lard ran down into our potato patch and we dug up french fries
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What do you call a fried potato with an o**... fixation?
A French Freud
A blond walks into a library while talking on her phone.
When she gets to the front desk she says, "I will have two cheese burgers and s large french fry."
The librarian looks and her and says, "ma'am, this is a library."
The blond looks around and sees all of the shelves full of books. She is very embarrassed, hangs up her phone, and leans forward to whisper, "I will have two cheese burgers and a large fry."
Why do French fries make the best friends?
Because they are best spuds!
What is a German bomber's favorite type of food?
A french fry!
A blonde walks into a library, goes to the desk and asks could I please have a cheeseburger with French fries?
What kinda French fries u eat cold ?
Fridge Fries
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What do you call a lazy person who is also a midget...
A French fry.
On a scale of one to ten how baked are you?
I'm french fried
Why do we sometimes call fries French fries?
Because they go down easy.
What did a french fried in a hurry said to another?
Let's ketchup later.
Why did the potato go to France?
Because she wanted to be a French fry.
Why do they call them french fries?
Because they're small and fall over easily
What is Emmanuel Macron's favorite item at Macdonald's?
French fries
Potato
Today you ignore me because I'm a potato
One day I'll french fries and you I'll craze for me
The Parish Fast Food Shop
One day, the local parish decided to open a fast food restaurant, so they can make some more money on the side as church attendance was dropping. Being the smart people that they were, they divided themselves so each person does one job.
The fast food restaurant was doing quite well, and the local news channel, since it had nothing better to report on, decided to interview the staff of the restaurant. As they were finishing the interviews, they saw that one priest didn't do any interview, it was shy Father Tim, who was in charge of the french fries.
"So you're the friar yes?" asked the interviewer.
"No", father Tim said,"I'm the Chipmonk"
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I went to mcdonalds and ordered one large french fry
But they gave me like a hundred little ones w**...
An American was talking to a Japanese friend on why he wouldn't eat french fries and hamburgers...
The Japanese friend said: "In Japan normally we don't eat a lot of unhealthy stuff because it'll make us fat".
The American said: "Why do you care about being fat?"
The Japanese friend said: "You don't want to know what happened last time when we had a fat man in Japan..."
When I had dinner with my parents at a restaurant, they argued over whether we should get french fries of mashed potatoes to go with the steak. They asked me whom I agree with, but
I couldn't pick a side
Physicist Joke
That is an oldy we told told each other while doing our master in Quantum Physic :
Q: what does a physicist with job tells to a physicist without job ?
A: Sir, do you want french fries with your order ?
A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.
Sounds great! said the health conscious boy, as he ordered some.
He watched as a the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them in the box.
Wait a minute, those don't look fat free!
They sure are, the cook said. We only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free.