French Food Jokes
38 french food jokes and hilarious french food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about french food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest French Food Short Jokes
Short french food jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The french food humour may include short french fries jokes also.
- A French fry walks into a bar - Can I see the menu, please?
- I'm sorry, but we don't serve food. - I was making fancy French cheese... I tried to make the rind but it didn't work. Turns out I had used penicillin instead of *Penicillium*...
Just one more food ruined by antibrieotics... - Did you hear about the French chef that died? Some say it was food poissoning. Others say he lost the huile d'olive.
- Did you hear about the French guy who died after eating in a fish restaurant? It must have been food poissoning.
- I like French food, but... ... every time I go to a supermarket to buy some it's too expensive and I Carrefour-d it.
- A flat one What do snowmen order at fast-food restaurants?
An iceberg-er and french freezed potatoes - What did the French baker say when he spilt food-colouring in his baking supplies? Sucre Bleu!
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French Food One Liners
Which french food one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with french food? I can suggest the ones about french and french people.
- Why do French people eat snails? Because they don't like fast food.
- You should never use French Haddock in sushi You'll get food poissoning.
- When a cannibal has fast food he gets... A Samburger and French guys
- What do frogs order at a fast food chain? French flies
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Chicken leg - What is a German bomber's favorite type of food? A french fry!
- What's the French president's favorite food? Macroni
- What was the french lawyers favourite food? Avocat-os
- What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato. - My wife cooked some fancy French slow food for me. Oh boy, she really snailed it.
- Why do the French give out food to circumpolar bears? Because they can't afford it.
- What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake? "It's crêpe"
French Food Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about french food you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean italian food jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make french food pranks.
A British guy, a French guy, and a Korean guy got stranded on an island
A British guy, a French guy, and a Korean guy got stranded on an island. The British guy decided it would be best for them to split up and meet back the next day. He told the other two that he would build a shelter, and told the French guy to gather food and the Korean guy to get supplies. The next day, the British guy had an impressive shelter built and the French guy showed up with berries and nuts, but there was no sign of the Korean guy. Days passed, and they began to get worried, so they set off in search of him. They walked through the jungle for three days without any sign of the Korean guy. Then on the fourth day, as they were about to give up hope, the Korean guy suddenly popped out from behind a rock and yelled "supplies!"
A company of the French Foreign Legion are lost in the desert...
The Captain assembles his men and says: "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is... we have run out of food and there is nothing to eat but sand. The good news is... there's plenty."
I'm very specific about how my food is prepared.
For instance, I was in a restaurant in Paris recently and I asked the waiter,
"Excuse me, waiter, what's the French for 'on'?"
Couldn't get an answer out of him.
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Soviet are asked what nationality Adam and Eve were.
The Brit exclaims They must have been British! Look at how gentlemanly Adam behaved towards Eve. He must have been an Englishman.
Outrageous! Says the Frenchman. They must have been French. Look at the love that they exhibited towards each other! Only the French can love like that.
The Soviet chuckles and says You're both wrong. They must have been Soviet; they had no clothes, no food, and someone in charge was telling them they were in paradise .
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian are staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve.
My, look at the composure on their faces, says the Englishman. With such calm and reserved looks, surely they must be English!
Nonsense! says the Frenchman. No English person was ever that beautiful! Surely, they must be French!
The Russian laughs. Silly capitalists, arguing over s**... nonsense like this! Answer is obvious! Adam and Eve have no food, no clothes, and no shelter, and yet they are told they are living in paradise! Clearly, they are living in Soviet Russia!
The Parish Fast Food Shop
One day, the local parish decided to open a fast food restaurant, so they can make some more money on the side as church attendance was dropping. Being the smart people that they were, they divided themselves so each person does one job.
The fast food restaurant was doing quite well, and the local news channel, since it had nothing better to report on, decided to interview the staff of the restaurant. As they were finishing the interviews, they saw that one priest didn't do any interview, it was shy Father Tim, who was in charge of the french fries.
"So you're the friar yes?" asked the interviewer.
"No", father Tim said,"I'm the Chipmonk"
I don't know if this is original but my dad told this to me many years back.
A company decides to enlist a few people to help with the running of their factory, A Swiss for the time, a German for leadership, a French for the food and a Chinese for the supplies. On the first day the German walks around the factory looking at everyone and everyone is doing their jobs, he sees the Swiss and the French working but he can't find the Chinese. The second day the same thing happens, French,Swiss but no Chinese. The third day passes, then the fourth and finally on Friday he doesn't see the Chinese anywhere when suddenly the Chinese jumps from behind a machine with a cake and says SUPPLIES!
An Englishman, Frenchman and a Soviet go to an art exhibition.
They come to a marble bust of Adam and Eve. The Englishman says "Look at their calm repose, their stiff upper lip. They must have been English."
The Frenchman says "Look at their nakedness, their natural artistic beauty. They must have been French."
The Soviet goes "No no. They have no food, no water, no clothes and no shelter, and they're told they live in a Paradise. They're obviously Russian!"
Joke best told with very bad accents
I'm tired of hearing people say British food tastes awful. In fact, British food is the third most delicious food in the world
The first being French food, and the second is food from all other countries.