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15 french father jokes and hilarious french father puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about french father that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short french father jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The french father humour may include short jokes also.

  1. I think it’s true that the TV can lead to violence, says Etienne.
    What makes you say that? Asks his friend.
    Well, every time I turn it on, my french father shouts at me.
  2. French dad joke of two potatoes. One of them is ran over, and the other says:
    – Oh purée! [meaning both “Oh my goodness!” and “Oh, mashed potatoes!”]
  3. Fatal French dad joke It's getting kinda rowdy over here so I'm stopping by to de-est-ce que-late the situation.
  4. Julien asks for 10 euros from his french father. – What’s this for?
    – To give to an old woman!
    – It’s great to help her! So, where is this old lady?
    – Over there. She sells ice cream!
  5. I have a friend who is half french Is mother is french, is father also french and he lost his legs in the army.
  6. I met my new wife while vacationing in France Her father gave a heartfelt speech at the wedding.
    Needless to say, that was the best french toast I've ever had.
  7. When I was a kid, my father showed me a world of pain I know he sounds like a monster, but he was just a French baker
  8. French joke Listen, says a mom to her little girl, if you behave yourself, you’ll go to Heavens, but if you don’t behave, you’ll go to h**....
    – So, what should I do to go to the circus?

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French Father One Liners

Which french father one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with french father? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. French people eat snails, cause they don't like FAST FOOD.
  2. French father joke How many eggs do you want?
    One egg is un oeuf.

French Father Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about french father you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make french father prank.

The Parish Fast Food Shop

One day, the local parish decided to open a fast food restaurant, so they can make some more money on the side as church attendance was dropping. Being the smart people that they were, they divided themselves so each person does one job.
The fast food restaurant was doing quite well, and the local news channel, since it had nothing better to report on, decided to interview the staff of the restaurant. As they were finishing the interviews, they saw that one priest didn't do any interview, it was shy Father Tim, who was in charge of the french fries.
"So you're the friar yes?" asked the interviewer.
"No", father Tim said,"I'm the Chipmonk"

With all the recent posts it is my turn too to see if this French joke translates well to English

I f**... in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time

Pardon me but I live in France and am writing this by Google Translate. Thank my God for modern day technology. I am speaking French into my phone this moment and I get the English translation. Father, if you are reading this, I need to tell you about my true sexuality and why I have no girlfriend.

I like ten.

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