French Father Jokes

Following is our collection of humor and one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include French Father puns for adults, dirty jokes or clean gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about French Father

I think it’s true that the TV can lead to violence, says Etienne.


What makes you say that? Asks his friend.
Well, every time I turn it on, my french father shouts at me.

French people eat snails, cause they don't like FAST FOOD.

French dad joke of two potatoes.

One of them is ran over, and the other says:
– Oh purée! [meaning both “Oh my goodness!” and “Oh, mashed potatoes!”]

French father joke

How many eggs do you want?
One egg is un oeuf.

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Listen, says a mom to her little girl, if you behave yourself, you’ll go to Heavens, but if you don’t behave, you’ll go to hell.
– So, what should I do to go to the circus?


Fatal French dad joke

It's getting kinda rowdy over here so I'm stopping by to de-est-ce que-late the situation.

Julien asks for 10 euros from his french father.

– What’s this for?
– To give to an old woman!
– It’s great to help her! So, where is this old lady?
– Over there. She sells ice cream!

With all the recent posts it is my turn too to see if this French joke translates well to English

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time

The Parish Fast Food Shop

One day, the local parish decided to open a fast food restaurant, so they can make some more money on the side as church attendance was dropping. Being the smart people that they were, they divided themselves so each person does one job.

The fast food restaurant was doing quite well, and the local news channel, since it had nothing better to report on, decided to interview the staff of the restaurant. As they were finishing the interviews, they saw that one priest didn't do any interview, it was shy Father Tim, who was in charge of the french fries.

"So you're the friar yes?" asked the interviewer.

"No", father Tim said,"I'm the Chipmonk"

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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