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16 french dad jokes and hilarious french dad puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about french dad that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular French Dad Short Jokes

Short french dad jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The french dad humour may include short jokes also.

  1. My dad would swear and then say, "Excuse my French" One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand.
  2. French dad joke of two potatoes. One of them is ran over, and the other says:
    – Oh purée! [meaning both “Oh my goodness!” and “Oh, mashed potatoes!”]
  3. Fatal French dad joke It's getting kinda rowdy over here so I'm stopping by to de-est-ce que-late the situation.
  4. Dad joke: Why are french ducks so suspicious?
    Because they are always shouting quoi?! Quoi?!
  5. When I was 7 my Dad left to get some eggs and bread at the store and never came back. I was devastated, I was really looking forward to the French toast.
  6. French joke Listen, says a mom to her little girl, if you behave yourself, you’ll go to Heavens, but if you don’t behave, you’ll go to h**....
    – So, what should I do to go to the circus?

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French Dad One Liners

Which french dad one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with french dad? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. French people eat snails, cause they don't like FAST FOOD.
  2. My mom's french and my dad's greek Too bad I'm a freek
  3. My dad is Greek and my mom is French That makes me a Freek

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about french dad can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of french dad puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

French Dad Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about french dad you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make french dad prank.

Biker

One day there was a biker gang riding along the highway when suddenly they came to a bridge and there was a woman just about to jump off. The head of the gang stopped riding and walked up to her. He said hey what are you doing? She then said jumping off there is no reason to live anymore! Well he said could I kiss you? You are extremely beautiful! Well she said okay. He then reached over and gave her the most passionate French kiss ever. He then said wow why are you gonna kill yourself? Well she said my dad doesn't accept me. What do you mean he said. Well, he doesn't respect men who dress as women

3 men get onto a plane

One is English, one is French and the other is German.
The English man drops a stone, the french drops a knife and the German drops a bomb
When the English man gets back his Dad is in the garden crying. He asks why. His Dad says "Me and your Mother were gardening when a stone dropped from the sky and killed her.
When the French man gets back his Dad is in the garden crying. He asks why. His Dad says "Me and your Mother were gardening when a knife dropped from the sky and killed her.
When the German man gets back his Dad is in the garden Laughing. He asks why. His Dad says "I f**... and Steve next door exploded!!!"

A French teacher asks her new class if any of them know any French.

Young Johnny lets out a parade of F-bombs-
"Whoa! Hey now?! Who told you that was French?" interrupted the teacher.
"My dad. He is always asking people to pardon his French".

I don't know if this is original but my dad told this to me many years back.

A company decides to enlist a few people to help with the running of their factory, A Swiss for the time, a German for leadership, a French for the food and a Chinese for the supplies. On the first day the German walks around the factory looking at everyone and everyone is doing their jobs, he sees the Swiss and the French working but he can't find the Chinese. The second day the same thing happens, French,Swiss but no Chinese. The third day passes, then the fourth and finally on Friday he doesn't see the Chinese anywhere when suddenly the Chinese jumps from behind a machine with a cake and says SUPPLIES!

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The impact of these french dad jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.