French Canadian Jokes
30 french canadian jokes and hilarious french canadian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about french canadian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest French Canadian Short Jokes
Short french canadian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The french canadian humour may include short french jokes also.
- Did you hear about the French explorer who crashed his aircraft into a Canadian lake? He drank too much Champlain.
- What's common between Canadians and Belgians? They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.
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French Canadian One Liners
Which french canadian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with french canadian? I can suggest the ones about french people and canadian polite.
- I've heard the canadian Prime-Minister has a French last name. Is this Trudeau?
- I'd be willing to date a French Canadian... But I'm scared she'd always want to separate
- If the French always say "hon hon" then what do Canadian French speakers say? "Honk honk"
- What do you call a gay American talking French? Canadian.
- Why did the French Canadian take his wife camping? He wanted a treeway
- What part of the Canadian flag is the French's? The white part.
- If stereotypes are true... Then are French-Canadians just regular people?
- What did the French-Canadian starfish deviant say to Patrick Star? 'Allo Patrick
- What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows? Sorry.
- Where do lobsters by their clothes? (for french-speaking Canadians) Home Hardware.
- How do you say 'Three cats drowned' in Canadian French? t**... quatre cinq.
Cheerful Fun French Canadian Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about french canadian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad french jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make french canadian pranks.
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In ww2 you could identify which nationality your opponent was from by observing their behaviors
If they respond to threats with precise rifle shots, they're British
If they respond with heavy machine gun fire, they're German
If they retreat, they're French
If they switch to your side, they're Italian
If they apologize, they're Canadian
If nothing happens for a few minutes then suddenly your camp is leveled to the ground, they're American
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I was held captive by some French-Canadian terrorists...
They forced me to eat hundreds of meat pies.
It was tourtière.
Two Canadians in Kentucky
So these two Canadians are driving into Louisville, Kentucky and are arguing about how to pronounce the name of the city.
Its pronounced Lou-is-vill…obviously The oilman from Alberta says
No, you see, it is French! It is pronounced Loo-ie-vee! The guy from Quebec retorts.
They stop at a Burger King for lunch while they're in town. How do you pronounce the name of this place? Say it real slow, we're having an argument we want you to settle.
The kid at the counter takes a deep breath and says… burr-gerr-king
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Leaders show the way....
Indians are *MODIfied*
Brits are *disMAYed*
Americans are *TRUMPed*
And the French are *Macarooned*
And Canadian are *Justified*
While Russians just stay _*Put in*_..!!
What is globalization?
Question : What is globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana's death
Question : How come?
Answer :
An English princess with an
Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a
German car with a
Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was high on
Scottish whiskey, followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles, treated by an
American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a
Canadian, using
Bill Gates' technology which he got from the
Japanese.
And you are probably reading this on
one of the IBM clones that use
Philippine-made chips, and
Korean made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi
workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries
driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally
sold to you by a Chinese!
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What's the difference between a hockey player and a French Canadian woman?
Hockey players shower after 3 periods.