The Best 5 Freighter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Freighter jokes. There are some freighter dictatorship jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these freighter shipment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Freighter Jokes and Puns

What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

Don't let him drive that cargo freighter,

don't let him steer that cargo freighter,

don't let him near that cargo freighter,

early in the morning.

Why was the ship scared to come close to the shoreline? [OC]

Because it's a freighter.

Did you hear about. ......

the freighter carrying a cargo of yo-yos that got caught in a violent storm?
It sank 42 times

What kind of boat does a potato drive?

A freighter taught.

I work on a freighter that transports penis-shaped potatoes around the world. The crew regulations are oppressively strict.

It's run like a dick-tater-ship.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the freighter sunk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working freighter shoreline piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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