Freight Train Jokes
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A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
A REALIST sees a freight train
The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks
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A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. A realist sees a freight train.
The train driver sees 3 idiots standing in the way of his train.
High school math teachers true-love story....
After being separated for years by cruel fate, the two star-crossed lovers raced towards each other like two freight trains... one leaving Cleveland at 6:30pm and traveling south at 55mph and the other having left Topeka at 4:15pm heading east at 35mph...
TIL Johann Travlossky once stopped a moving freight train with his bare hands
He was the engineer
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What do you call two hobos having s**... on a freight train?
The mile long club.
The Pig.
A man was walking in the country and saw a pig with a wooden leg sitting outside a barn. As he was pondering this, the pig's owner came along. The man asked the farmer how the pig got his wooden leg.
The farmer said, "Let me tell you, that is some pig! Our house caught fire last May, and he dragged my kids to safety!"
"Is that how he lost his leg?" the man asked.
"No," replied the farmer. "But a month ago, I almost drowned and that pig swam through icy water to pull me to shore!"
"So that's how he lost his leg," the man asked.
"Oh, no. And just a week ago, my wife's car slid off the road onto the train tracks. That pig broke through the window and helped her out just as a freight train came through!"
"So THAT'S how he lost his leg!" the man said.
"No, sir." "Then HOW did he lose it?" the man begged.
"Well sir," the farmer replied, "when you got a pig that terrific, you don't want to eat it all at once."
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head go hunting
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are staying at a hunting lodge in the country. At the end of the first day they're all gathered around the fireplace talking about how their hunting went. The red head tells the group that she'd shot a gorgeous 16-point buck that day. The blonde and brunette, both amazed, ask how she managed such a good kill.
"It's easy! I followed some tracks and--BAM--shot the buck."
With this advice in hand the blonde and brunette go out the next day. Back at the lodge, the blonde finds out that the brunette had shot an amazing 20-point buck. The blonde is flabbergasted and asks how the brunette found such a nice buck.
"Simple! I followed some tracks and followed some tracks and--BAM--shot a buck."
So the next morning the blonde, determined to find and kill an even better buck, goes out for the hunt. She follows some tracks and follows some tracks and--BAM--gets hit by a freight train.
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