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8 freight jokes and hilarious freight puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about freight that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good freight joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel

An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
A REALIST sees a freight train
The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks

The Pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

The Optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
The Realist sees the approaching freight train.
The Train Driver sees 3 idiots about to get run over...

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. A realist sees a freight train.

The train driver sees 3 idiots standing in the way of his train.

What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon?

He found their lack of freight disturbing
^^May ^^the ^^Fourth ^^be ^^with ^^you!

Termite Food

So I work in a retail store where we routinely have shipments of freight arriving on wooden skids. A truck driver will come by every week or so, and pick up the empty skids so they can be reused.
Out of curiosity, I asked the driver if he ever worried about termites getting into his trailer. He said the brand of skids we use are chemically treated, so termites won't eat them. You can tell the difference because instead of being regular wood, they're usually painted blue.
So I said, "In other words, they can't palate pallets in that pallette?"

A pessimist, optimist, and realist are standing in a tunnel.

The pessimist thinks about the darkness surrounding them. The optimist thinks about the light they will reach at the end. The realist thinks about freight trains that might be near.
And the train conductor thinks about what might happen if these 3 idiots don't move

I heard there's a pretty good Halloween display in the Los Angeles Harbor this year.

Everywhere you look is quite the freight.

What did the package say to the scary 18 wheeler?

I'm not a freight.


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