Freight Jokes
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A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
A REALIST sees a freight train
The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks
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A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. A realist sees a freight train.
The train driver sees 3 idiots standing in the way of his train.
What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon?
He found their lack of freight disturbing
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Termite Food
So I work in a retail store where we routinely have shipments of freight arriving on wooden skids. A truck driver will come by every week or so, and pick up the empty skids so they can be reused.
Out of curiosity, I asked the driver if he ever worried about termites getting into his trailer. He said the brand of skids we use are chemically treated, so termites won't eat them. You can tell the difference because instead of being regular wood, they're usually painted blue.
So I said, "In other words, they can't palate pallets in that pallette?"
I heard there's a pretty good Halloween display in the Los Angeles Harbor this year.
Everywhere you look is quite the freight.
What did the package say to the scary 18 wheeler?
I'm not a freight.
What is Donald Trump's favorite word salad?
Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. homecoming. One. Freight car.
High school math teachers true-love story....
After being separated for years by cruel fate, the two star-crossed lovers raced towards each other like two freight trains... one leaving Cleveland at 6:30pm and traveling south at 55mph and the other having left Topeka at 4:15pm heading east at 35mph...
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