The Best 9 Freight Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Freight jokes. There are some freight brawl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these freight thesauruses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Freight Jokes and Puns

What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon?

He found their lack of freight disturbing

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A pessimist, optimist, and realist are standing in a tunnel.

The pessimist thinks about the darkness surrounding them. The optimist thinks about the light they will reach at the end. The realist thinks about freight trains that might be near.
And the train conductor thinks about what might happen if these 3 idiots don't move

What did the package say to the scary 18 wheeler?

I'm not a freight.

What is Donald Trump's favorite word salad?

Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight car.

High school math teachers true-love story....

After being separated for years by cruel fate, the two star-crossed lovers raced towards each other like two freight trains... one leaving Cleveland at 6:30pm and traveling south at 55mph and the other having left Topeka at 4:15pm heading east at 35mph...


TIL Johann Travlossky once stopped a moving freight train with his bare hands

He was the engineer

What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon?

He found their lack of freight disturbing

I was talking to an Amtrak conductor and asked if he was carrying any cargo. You know what he said to me?

I'm a freight not.

Why was the truck scared to cross the bridge?

Because it was a freight.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the freight elon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working freight tesla piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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