Freezing Point Jokes
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What is a good freezing point joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A Native American walks into an Old West saloon followed shortly by a bear
The patrons freeze in fear, and the saloonkeeper points to the native American man and whispers "There's a bear right behind you!"
The Native American man holds up a calm hand and says, "I can explain. Bear with me."
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The police break into a blender's apartment.
The police point their guns at the blender and say "Freeze! You've been charged with first degree m**...!".
The blender frantically responds " Wait officers, this is a big mix-up!
We all know the freezing point is 32, but what is the squeezing point?
An American and a Russian freeze themselves for a 100 years
....taking a bet whose country will be doing better in the future. So they enter the cryo chamber and go to sleep. When they wake up, they buy a newspaper. The Russian takes it and as he reads the headline, he starts smiling.
"The communist party wins the U.S. Elections for the fifth time in a row"
Furious, the American grabs the paper and skims through. Suddenly he starts laughing, so the Russian asks "what could you find? I obviously won!"
The American hands him the paper and points to an article which reads
"Repeated conflicts on the Chinese-Polish border"
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p**... Has A Broken Leg
p**... has a broken leg and his buddy m**... comes over to see him.
m**... says, "How you doin'?"
p**... says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."
m**... goes upstairs and sees p**...'s gorgeous 19-year old twin daughters lying on the bed.
He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have s**... with both of you."
They say, "Get away with ya... Prove it."
m**... shouts downstairs, "p**..., both of 'em?"
p**... shouts back, "Of course both of 'em, what's the point of f**...' one?"
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