The Best 7 Frees Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Frees jokes. There are some frees freedom jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these frees free dirty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Frees Jokes and Puns

An Irish man frees a genie

and happy to be released from his confinement, the genie grants him 3 wishes.

The Irishman thinks about it, and says "I want me a pint of Guinness that is never empty."

So *poof* a pint appears, filled to the rim with the rich brown drink. The man drinks it down, and when he places it back on the bar, it's filled up again.

"So, what would you like for your other two wishes, sir?"

"I want two more of these, then!"

Yesterday I sinned with an 18year old girl.

Man to his priest: Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.

The priest: Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.

Man: And that frees me from my sin?

Priest: No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Obama frees a genie

Obama frees a genie, but this is a cheap genie and he only grants him one wish. Obama furrows his brow in thought and finally comes up with the perfect single wish and starts:

"Now, let me be clear..."

he turns into a window.

How much storage frees up when Great Britain leaves the EU?

1 GB

A boy frees a genie.

"my first wish is the power to make infinite wishes come true!"

The boy became the genie.


LPT: How to stop procrastinating

Step one: Prepare to do whatever it is that you need to do

Step two: Do it tomorrow.

This frees you from the work you would have done grudgingly, which decreases the quality anyway.

Call out to CAN_ZIGZAG: what do they call it when a mechanic frees up a stuck gearshift?

Manumission

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the frees freed jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working frees free beer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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