Frees Jokes
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An irish man frees a genie
and happy to be released from his confinement, the genie grants him 3 wishes.
The Irishman thinks about it, and says "I want me a pint of Guinness that is never empty."
So *p**...* a pint appears, filled to the rim with the rich brown drink. The man drinks it down, and when he places it back on the bar, it's filled up again.
"So, what would you like for your other two wishes, sir?"
"I want two more of these, then!"
Yesterday I sinned with an 18year old girl.
Man to his priest: Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.
The priest: Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.
Man: And that frees me from my sin?
Priest: No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Obama frees a genie
Obama frees a genie, but this is a cheap genie and he only grants him one wish. Obama furrows his brow in thought and finally comes up with the perfect single wish and starts:
"Now, let me be clear..."
How much storage frees up when Great Britain leaves the EU?
1 GB
A boy frees a genie.
"my first wish is the power to make infinite wishes come true!"
The boy became the genie.
LPT: How to stop procrastinating
Step one: Prepare to do whatever it is that you need to do
Step two: Do it tomorrow.
This frees you from the work you would have done grudgingly, which decreases the quality anyway.
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