Freeman Jokes

Funniest Freeman Short Jokes

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1. I heard that if a girl is attracted to you she speaks in a higher pitched voice... I was wondering why every girl I know sounds like Morgan Freeman
2. Brad Pitt visits his doctor. "Hey Doc, you ever see me in that movie Seven with Morgurt Freeman?" "Uh do you mean Morgan?"
   "Oh yeah, sorry Doc. Morgurt Morgan".
3. I want Morgan Freeman to narrate a highlight reel of my life... But I heard that silent movies don't do too well in today's market.
4. Me on New Year's Day: 2016 is so going to be my year! (Morgan Freeman narration): 2016 would not, in fact, be anyone's year.
5. Internet Explorer is actually my favorite browser.. To download other browsers with
   Abraham Lincoln, 1863
   -Morgan Freeman
6. Half Life 3 was going to be released several years ago... ...But the voice actor for Gordon Freeman was supposed to announce it, and no-one can find him.
7. What roles do Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman play in the new Black Panther movie? They're the tolkien white guys of the film.
8. Why did Gordon Freeman's vehicle dismember the metrocop and pulverize his limbs? Because he was driving a Combine harvester.
9. Watching Gordon Ramsay cooking videos My mind keep telling his name is Gordon Freeman.
   Like I can't differentiate a spatula and a crowbar.
10. I'm creating a tv show where a man who lives with dead people is proved innocent of a crime Its called Morgue and Freeman

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Freeman One Liners

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1. What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house? mortgage freeman.
2. What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan.
3. What's the opposite of Martin Shkreli? Martin Freeman.
4. What do you call an actor who finished paying-off his house loan? Mortgage Freeman
5. Too bad about Morgan Freeman Loved him in Half Life
6. What did Gordon Freeman experience when he turned 40? A Half Life crisis.
7. What kind of car does Gordon Freeman drive? A Lambda-ghini.
8. If Morgan Freeman went to prison he'd be Red.
9. Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
10. Morgan Freeman got bald Now he goes by the name Samuel L Jackson
11. Legendary actor Morgan Freeman dead -on when it comes to narrating historical dramas.
12. What do you call someone who hunts down Gordon Freeman? A pry-vateer
13. You can't lock Morgan freeman up! He is a freeman
14. What do you call Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman in Black Panther?
15. I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.

Morgan Freeman Jokes

Here is a list of funny morgan freeman jokes and even better morgan freeman puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• [OC] Did you hear about the actor who quit his job to become a Medical Examiner in a small town in Virginia? It's true: Morgan Freeman works at a morgue in Freeman.
• Morgan took drugs. Morgan was arrested.
  Morgan was rich.
  Morgan bailed out.
  Morgan Freeman.
• how many Morgan Freemans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 because 1 of them have to narrate.
• I use to hate the Ben Affleck and Morgan Freeman movie 'The Sum of All Fears'. Then I moved to Baltimore. Now it is my favorite movie of all time!
• if Morgan Freeman is late for brunch do his friends call him an "unreliable narrator"?
• Why is Morgan Freeman? Because he hasn't gone to court yet.
• What does Morgan Freeman's dog call him? MORGAN HOOMAN
• God is everywhere. That's why Morgan Freeman is in every seat of the plane.
• Some day I hope to meet God Morgan Freeman, I'm a huge fan
• What did Morgan Freeman call his gluten-free restaurant in German? Gluten Morgan

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