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The Beastie Boys have released a 5 part documentary! Parts A through D are freely available to download, but
You have to fight for your right to Part E!
Saudi Arabia banned chess, calling it a dangerous game
Reasons are:
1. The Queen doesn't wear a burkha.
2. The Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.
3. The Queen is more powerful than the King.
4. The Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.
5. Most importantly, there's only one Queen.
Why is chess banned in islam?
Cause the queen moves freely
A farmer has 178 cows roaming freely in his field.
After he rounds them up, he has 200 cows.
John was at a party...
John was at a party, sitting alone. There were a lot of people, but his eyes were fixed on a perticular girl. She was absolutely stunning, dancing freely, laughing and chatting with others.
Suddenly, the girl turned her head towards John, and a smile appeared on her lips. As she started to walk towards John, his heart started beating faster.
The girl was now in front of John, and with the sweetest voice ever, she asked, "Do you wanna' dance?"
John was speechless, he couldn't believe his ears. He somehow managed to say, "Y...ya"
"Well then get out of that chair, I need to sit down"
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Healthcare (freely translated from german)
A man really needs some vacation but can't afford any. So he decides to go to the psychiatry. He asks the doctor: "What do I have to do to stay here?" The doctor says: "We need to make a test of your menal health." He shows him a bathtub full of water. In front of it lies a spoon, a water glass and a bucket. "You have to empty the tub, what will you do?" "Ah," the man replies, "a smart person would say the bucket so I go for the Spoon." The Doctor looks seriously worried at him and says: "No, a smart person had pulled the plug - do you want a room w**... a balcony?"
Chuck Norris went to court once.
The judge turned to him and opened with, Your Honor, may I speak freely?
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As the world can communicate freely online directly to anyone, we find ourselves in virtual information abundance, spoiled for choice!
You can now choose between funny p**..., serious p**..., dramatic p**..., scary p**..., or sad p**...!
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