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Freelancer Jokes

10 freelancer jokes and hilarious freelancer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about freelancer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Freelancer Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good freelancer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I could never be a freelance carpenter and make my own hours.

I don't have nearly enough shelf-discipline.

I've been working for an orthodontist on a freelance basis…

… but now they've put me on a retainer.

Did hear about that jouster who got out of prison?

He's a freelancer now

I'm an attorney working on my fifth freelance project.

That guy really needs to stop getting arrested.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say freelance in an independent coffee shop...

I have no idea how much money I would have, but it would definitely be more than a freelancer.

What do you call a freelance electrician?

A solderer of fortune.

Did you hear about the free-lance magic advisor?

He added consult to conjury.

Did you hear Cyborg got a new job freelancing at McDonald's?

He somehow convinced them he doesn't need a super visor

Why did the freelancer sue the company?

Because he charges on Demand

I'm trying to make a career as a freelancer

Does anybody want a lance? No charge.

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