Freedom Rings Jokes
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Why doesn't America knock?
Because Freedom Rings. Happy Independence Day!
Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?
'cause Freedom rings
Jokes told by my tour guide while rafting.
* Why doesn't anyone tell knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings.
* What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
* What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
* What do you call a cow with 1 leg?
A steak.
Happy 4th! Why are there no knock-knock jokes about 'Murica?
~~because freedom rings~~ because we have no-knock warrants as our pun-ishment of choice.
As a true American Patriot I always put phone numbers I want to ignore under the contact "Freedom"
Because I always let Freedom Ring.
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Scotland
Why do the Scots like lying? They are scared the truth would set them free.
Why do Scots love ants? They also like to live in a colony.
Why don't Scots like punk rock groups? They put their music on independent labels.
What is the most unpopular dance in Scotland? The indepen-dance.
How are Scots similar to bicycles? They both need chains around them.
Why have Scots stopped wearing rings? Because freedom rings.
Americans don't knock on doors
Because freedom rings
What should you do when freedom calls?
Let it ring.
My grandfather always lets his phone, dubbed freedom, go to voicemail
He lets freedom ring
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