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21 free shipping jokes and hilarious free shipping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about free shipping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Free Shipping Short Jokes

Short free shipping jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The free shipping humour may include short free deliveries jokes also.

  1. Free shipping? I walked into an airport with two bags:
    "I want this one to go to Chicago, and this one to go to Paris."
    "Sir, you can't do that."
    "Why not? It happened the last time."
  2. My libertarian neighbor posted a newspaper ad selling his collection of Star Trek ships. And here I thought he believed in free Enterprise.
  3. My friend let's everyone use his Amazon account for free shipping We call him the Prime Minister

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Free Shipping One Liners

Which free shipping one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with free shipping? I can suggest the ones about postage and free stuff.

  1. America is a free country! Shipping fees not included.
  2. Never fall for offers of a free boat.. They'll always get you with the shipping fees
  3. Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime? They get free two-day shipping.
  4. My wife is going to qualify for free shipping no matter how much it costs.
  5. The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*
  6. Farts are like musical instruments... They ship duty free.
  7. Why did Shipping get locked up? And why do so many companies want him to go free?

Free Shipping Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about free shipping you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean online shopping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make free shipping pranks.

A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of its trips.....

Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free.
"Wait a minute," said one of the researchers, "Wouldn't it be a kindness if our ship's doctor here were to amputate the feet so that it would be like other porpoises?" "Not on your life," exclaimed the doctor,
"That would be defeeting the porpoise."

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India to ship free phones to Pakistan

Samsung note 7 to be given free to all t**... and Pakistani army.
Game over

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5 men and 1 woman on a deserted island

Five men and one woman strand on a deserted island after their cruise ship sank. They are the only survivors. They find shelter and enough food and water to sustain them. So now they discuss the matter of s**.... They all agree that each man gets his different day of the week to have s**... with the woman. And in the weekends the woman is free to choose any or no man.
Now everything is going fine. But after 3 weeks the woman gets ill and eventually dies. The first week, the men are doing fine. The second week, it gets harder. But the third week, it becomes unbearable. That's when they decided to bury the woman.