Free Deliveries Jokes
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Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery.
We're calling it Send Noods
Why do cannibals like Mormons?
free delivery.
Why do catholic priests love Halloween?
Free delivery!
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds Wife Wanted .
The next day, he received 1000 of replies,
all reading: You can have mine. Free delivery also available at your door step
A blonde in labor walked into a pizza shop
because the the delivery was free.
Sign in pharmacy; Preperation H for sale, free delivery.
of course i couldnt resist,I took out my pen and added in ... and installation
My free food delivery is running late
UNICEF is so inconsiderate. #ThirdWorldProblems
Wonder Woman marries Optimus Prime and gets pregnant on their wedding night.
So I guess there's gonna be a guaranteed free delivery in 2 business days.
A pizza delivery boy is late on his delivery.
The woman at the door tells him he's 5 minutes late and that she gets the pizza free. The pizza delivery boy asks her if there is any other way since the pizza will be taken out of his pay! She asks if he knows any jokes. He says he knows one about Sherlock homes. She asks him if he could tell it and maybe she'll not repost the pizza being late. He dives into the joke and at the end asks what she thinks. The woman says: It was a good joke, but you need to work on your delivery.
They invented a machine that takes the pain of childbirth away from the mother and passes it to the father...
... So husband and wife are in the delivery room, and she's in pretty strong labor. The husband says, "Ok doc, gimme some of it, I can handle it". The doctor turns the machine to 20% of pain. The husband says "Wow, I don't feel a thing! Gimme some more doc!" So the doctor turns the machine up to 40% of his wife's pain. Husband says "Geez, I don't know what all these women are complaining about! I barely feel anything! Turn it up all the way!" The doctor turns the machine to 100%, and the wife delivers the baby completely pain free.
The husband, wife, and new baby leave the hospital. The husband is bragging about what a tough guy he is to take all that and not feel a thing. They pull into their driveway and find the mailman dead on the front steps.
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