The Best 31 Freddy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Freddy jokes. There are some freddy amother jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these freddy freddy krueger puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Freddy Jokes and Puns

What's Freddy from Scooby Doo's favorite music genre?

Trap Music.

A farmer had three daughters...

and each was going on a date one Friday night.

The first daughters date showed up "Hi I'm Freddy here to pick up Betty to eat spaghetti, is she ready?"

Betty left with Freddy.

The second daughters date showed up "Hey I'm Joe here to pick up Flo to go to the show, is she ready to go?"

Flo left with Joe.

The third daughters date showed up "Hello I'm Chuck-"

The farmer shot chuck.

Freddy Gray and Michael Brown

Sounds like they really are killing people of color

Freddy joke, Freddy Gray and Michael Brown

Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Just heard about Kanye West covering Bohemian Rhapsody at Glastonbury. Let's hope he continues to follow in Freddy Mercury's footsteps.

And dies of AIDs.


The Planets

71% water + 29% land = Earth

100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars

100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus

100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury

100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto

100% gas = Uranus

My girlfriend's dog came running up to us for a cuddle.

"I love you Freddy," she said, stroking his fur.

"I love him more than you," I replied.

She said, "I don't think so, I definitely love him most."

I said, "You misunderstood me."

Freddy joke, My girlfriend's dog came running up to us for a cuddle.

Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares.

Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever?

"Follow Your Dreams."

-Freddy Kreuger, 2016

Freddy from scooby doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s

He ran on splitting up gangs.

The way to a girl's heart is through her stomach.

-Freddy Krueger

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LifeProTip: If your child wants to help name your pet...

..let them pick the middle name. That way if they pick something silly, you can still refer to your pet by the normal name. For example, my 4 year old's rabbit is now named

Peter "floppy-eared-princess" Smith

Similarly, my 15 year old's gecko is named

Freddy "Fuck-you-this-isn't-a-phase" Smith

Why is Freddy and Daphne's relationship never stable?

Because Freddy is only into "traps"

I named my first son Ready

On his first birthday, I changed his name to Freddy. Nowadays, people ask him, "Are you ready, Freddy?" And he replies, "I was born Ready."

Freddy the fungus and Alice the algae met one another and...

they took a lichen to each other

A friend told me that Freddy from Scooby Doo was gay

I told him that he was an idiot

Because liking traps doesn't make you gay.

Freddy joke, A friend told me that Freddy from Scooby Doo was gay

How did the US soccer team announce their squad

Without Freddy Adu

Yo momma so ugly...

... Even Freddy Krueger has nightmares.

If your name is Fred and you live in Flint Michigan and you're about to smoke a bowl....

...does that mean you're freddy to get flint-stoned


What could Freddy Mercury's musical group use to help with his ailment?

Band-Aids

Freddy Krueger isn't that tough...

I could fight him in my sleep.

What's pink, fluffy and hasn't moved in years.

Freddy Mercury's slippers.

My mum gave me a compliment today.

She said I will have sex with the same amount of women Freddy Mercury had.

What did Freddy Mercury say when he was playing hide and seek?

Can anybody find meeeeeeee...?

Why did Freddy Mercury stay home from school?

He had a temp of 200 degrees Farenheit.

What do you call an Indian Freddy Mercury?

Freddy Makecurry

What do Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Their victims are asleep.

Why did Freddy Kruger kill Martin Luther King?

Cause he had a Dream.

Freddy Mercury, Venus Williams Williams Bruno Mars all happened to walk into the same bar.

But they didn't planet that way.

What path do Hannibal Lecter, Norman Bates, and Freddy Krueger take walks on?

Psycho Path.

What does Freddy Mercury pack when boarding a flight?

Carry on, carry on

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