Freddy Jokes

Funniest Freddy Short Jokes

Short freddy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The freddy humour may include short beau jokes also.

1. Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno mars all walked into the same bar. They didn't planet.
2. I named my first son Ready On his first birthday, I changed his name to Freddy. Nowadays, people ask him, "Are you ready, Freddy?" And he replies, "I was born Ready."
3. The Planets 71% water + 29% land = Earth
   100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
   100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
   100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
   100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
   100% gas = Uranus
4. I hate it when people compare Freddie Mercury to God I mean He's good but He's no Freddie Mercury.
5. I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him. His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment.
6. What path do Hannibal Lecter, Norman Bates, and Freddy Krueger take walks on? Psycho Path.
7. Freddie Mercury offered to cater my wedding, so I asked him how many cakes he'd be making. He said I want to bake three.
8. Did you guys hear about Freddie Mercury's bedroom furniture store? Nothing Really Mattress. They only sell queen size.
9. What did the priest say when Freddie Mercury was lowered into his grave? "This is the cleanest hole he's ever been in"
10. Freddie Mercury actually had a son, but was more distant to him as time went on. His son started calling him Freddie Venus.

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Freddy One Liners

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1. Why was Freddy Krueger late for work? Cause traffic is a nightmare on Elm Street.
2. Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares.
3. What does Freddy Mercury pack when boarding a flight? Carry on, carry on
4. Freddy Krueger isn't that tough... I could fight him in my sleep.
5. Why did Freddy Kruger kill Martin Luther King? Cause he had a Dream.
6. What do you call it when Freddie Mercury floats? Flam-buoyant
7. What do Freddie Mercury and a Chinese Outlaw have in common? Raw men took 'em both out.
8. Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever? "Follow Your Dreams."
   -Freddy Kreuger, 2016
9. Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
10. What's the most popular song at the new Freddie Mercury night club? Dancing Queen.
11. Five Nights At Freddy's 4: Release date; 10 minutes before it was announced.
12. How do Royal Thermometers Work? They use Freddie Mercury
13. What do Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common? Their victims are asleep.
14. Why is Freddy and Daphne's relationship never stable? Because Freddy is only into "traps"
15. The way to a girl's heart is through her stomach. -Freddy Krueger

Freddy Krueger Jokes

Here is a list of funny freddy krueger jokes and even better freddy krueger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
• Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
• What's Freddy Krueger's favorite beer? Red Stripe

Comical & Quirky Freddy Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about freddy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make freddy pranks.