Freddie Mercury Jokes
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Funniest Freddie Mercury Short Jokes
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- Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno mars all walked into the same bar. They didn't planet.
- The Planets 71% water + 29% land = Earth
100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
100% gas = Uranus - I hate it when people compare Freddie Mercury to God I mean He's good but He's no Freddie Mercury.
- I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him. His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment.
- Freddie Mercury offered to cater my wedding, so I asked him how many cakes he'd be making. He said I want to bake three.
- Did you guys hear about Freddie Mercury's bedroom furniture store? Nothing Really Mattress. They only sell queen size.
- What did the priest say when Freddie Mercury was lowered into his grave? "This is the cleanest hole he's ever been in"
- Freddie Mercury actually had a son, but was more distant to him as time went on. His son started calling him Freddie Venus.
- I'm confused by the tributes to Aretha Franklin I thought Freddie Mercury was the queen of our souls..
- David Bowie and Freddie Mercury were on a road trip When one of their tyres blew out.
Turns out it was under pressured.
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Freddie Mercury One Liners
Which freddie mercury one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with freddie mercury? I can suggest the ones about mercury and morgan freeman.
- What does Freddy Mercury pack when boarding a flight? Carry on, carry on
- What do you call it when Freddie Mercury floats? Flam-buoyant
- What do Freddie Mercury and a Chinese Outlaw have in common? Raw men took 'em both out.
- What's the most popular song at the new Freddie Mercury night club? Dancing Queen.
- How do Royal Thermometers Work? They use Freddie Mercury
- Why was Freddie Mercury a great front-man for Queen? He could perform "Under Pressure".
- What does Freddie Mercury say when he plays hide & go seek? Can anybody find me?
- What do you call an Indian Freddy Mercury? Freddy Makecurry
- Why did Freddy Mercury stay home from school? He had a temp of 200 degrees Farenheit.
- What's pink, fluffy and hasn't moved in years. Freddy Mercury's slippers.
- What could Freddy Mercury's musical group use to help with his ailment? Band-Aids
- Freddie Mercury wasn't really a homosexual... He just ran out of girls.
- What was Freddie Mercury's favorite condiment? Man aids
- What did Freddie Mercury call his scuba suit? "Under Pressure"
- What's the best thing Freddie Mercury ever released? AIDS
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What funny jokes about freddie mercury you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean marvin gaye jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make freddie mercury pranks.
Freddie Mercury was once out with a couple of friends.
They were having a good time, when he got up to leave. They asked him what was the matter.
He said he had some business to attend to at the local Bee Farm.
So they said
Bee's Mill, huh? We will not let you go!
Freddie Mercury had just finished his meal in a Greek restaurant when the waiter came over with a couple of plates for him to smash.
"Can you go and get me another one please?" asked Freddie.
"Why?" asked the waiter.
"I want to break three."
(Don't think it's been posted before,recieved it in an email and thought it was worth sharing.)
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A Freddie Mercury Joke
If you had s**... with Freddie Mercury and got AIDS, would that be considered Mercury poisoning?
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How did Freddie Mercury do in school?
He got straight "g**..."
What do you call an equally dangerous and fabulous element of the periodic table?
Freddie Mercury!
If you listen to too much Queen
Do you get Freddie Mercury poisoning?
What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?
Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)
Why was the lead singer of Queen called Freddy Mercury?
Freddy Uranus would have been much better.
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Two men are hanging out at a bar, when one asks the other...
Mate, if somebody gave you ten million dollars to have s**... with Freddie Mercury, would you do it?
The other man, who is gay, says I see no downside.
The first man said: Dude, Freddie Mercury died in 1991.
The other one replied, Exactly.
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All the original members of Queen are leaving for the airport, who's ready to go first?
Freddie Mercury, because his s**...'s already packed.
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My mum gave me a compliment today.
She said I will have s**... with the same amount of women Freddy Mercury had.
Brian May tried to get Freddie Mercury interested in space
But he was only interested in Uranus
What do Freddie Mercury and Ayrton Senna have in common?
They both died with skid marks on their helmet.
What did Freddy Mercury say when he was playing hide and seek?
Can anybody find meeeeeeee...?
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If Freddie Mercury transmitted h**... to someone...
...Was it considered Mercury poisoning?
A new movie about. Mozart's influence on Freddie Mercury is being made
It's called "The Magic Fruit"
Iconic Rock items:
\-Slash's hat
\-Freddie Mercury's teeth
\-Steven Tyler's Botox
\-Gene Simmons tongue
\-Kurt Cobain's shotgun
What Stevie Wonder and Freddie Mercury have in common (except that both are musicians)?
They both didn't see it coming.
Isn't Freddie Mercury American?
That's why they call him Mr Fahrenheit.
I'm travelling at the speed of light
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Did you hear about the guy who got eaten by his own retrievers?
I guess Freddie Mercury was right; too much lab will kill you.
What would Freddie Mercury say, if he is dreaming about drowning in Orange juice?
Is this surreal life? Or is it FANTA-SEA?
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As a chemist I can conclude that Freddie Mercury's voice is full of beryllium, gold and titanium
Because his voice is Be-Au-t**...-full
Freddie Mercury had just finished his meal in a Greek restaurant when the waiter came over with a couple of plates for him to smash.
"Can you go and get me another one please?" Asked Freddie.
"Why?" Asked the waiter.
"I want to break three."
