Freddie Jokes

Funniest Freddie Short Jokes

Short freddie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The freddie humour may include short expression jokes also.

1. Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno mars all walked into the same bar. They didn't planet.
2. I named my first son Ready On his first birthday, I changed his name to Freddy. Nowadays, people ask him, "Are you ready, Freddy?" And he replies, "I was born Ready."
3. The Planets 71% water + 29% land = Earth
   100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
   100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
   100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
   100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
   100% gas = Uranus
4. I hate it when people compare Freddie Mercury to God I mean He's good but He's no Freddie Mercury.
5. I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him. His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment.
6. What path do Hannibal Lecter, Norman Bates, and Freddy Krueger take walks on? Psycho Path.
7. Freddie Mercury offered to cater my wedding, so I asked him how many cakes he'd be making. He said I want to bake three.
8. Did you guys hear about Freddie Mercury's bedroom furniture store? Nothing Really Mattress. They only sell queen size.
9. What did the priest say when Freddie Mercury was lowered into his grave? "This is the cleanest hole he's ever been in"
10. Freddie Mercury actually had a son, but was more distant to him as time went on. His son started calling him Freddie Venus.

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Freddie One Liners

Which freddie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with freddie? I can suggest the ones about freddie mercury and frank.

1. Why was Freddy Krueger late for work? Cause traffic is a nightmare on Elm Street.
2. Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares.
3. What does Freddy Mercury pack when boarding a flight? Carry on, carry on
4. Freddy Krueger isn't that tough... I could fight him in my sleep.
5. Why did Freddy Kruger kill Martin Luther King? Cause he had a Dream.
6. What do you call it when Freddie Mercury floats? Flam-buoyant
7. What do Freddie Mercury and a Chinese Outlaw have in common? Raw men took 'em both out.
8. Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever? "Follow Your Dreams."
   -Freddy Kreuger, 2016
9. Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
10. What's the most popular song at the new Freddie Mercury night club? Dancing Queen.
11. Five Nights At Freddy's 4: Release date; 10 minutes before it was announced.
12. How do Royal Thermometers Work? They use Freddie Mercury
13. What do Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common? Their victims are asleep.
14. Why is Freddy and Daphne's relationship never stable? Because Freddy is only into "traps"
15. The way to a girl's heart is through her stomach. -Freddy Krueger

Freddie Mercury Jokes

Here is a list of funny freddie mercury jokes and even better freddie mercury puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm confused by the tributes to Aretha Franklin I thought Freddie Mercury was the queen of our souls..
• David Bowie and Freddie Mercury were on a road trip When one of their tyres blew out.
  Turns out it was under pressured.
• Why was Freddie Mercury a great front-man for Queen? He could perform "Under Pressure".
• What does Freddie Mercury say when he plays hide & go seek? Can anybody find me?
• What would Freddie Mercury say, if he is dreaming about drowning in Orange juice? Is this surreal life? Or is it FANTA-SEA?
• Isn't Freddie Mercury American? That's why they call him Mr Fahrenheit.
  I'm travelling at the speed of light
• What Stevie Wonder and Freddie Mercury have in common (except that both are musicians)? They both didn't see it coming.
• What do you call an Indian Freddy Mercury? Freddy Makecurry
• Iconic Rock items: \-Slash's hat
  \-Freddie Mercury's teeth
  \-Steven Tyler's Botox
  \-Gene Simmons tongue
  \-Kurt Cobain's shotgun
• A new movie about. Mozart's influence on Freddie Mercury is being made It's called "The Magic Fruit"

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