The Best 14 Freaky Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Freaky jokes. There are some freaky unusual jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these freaky weirdo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Freaky Jokes and Puns

How can you tell if a mechanic has just gotten freaky with a woman?

He's got one clean finger.

I'm not saying me and my partner are freaky in bed......

....But our memory foam mattress has PTSD.

Signs of our times

My brother says hiring in California is so low, they updated the policy - Long hair freaky people "may" apply.

Freaky joke, Signs of our times

What is a freaky lesbian's favorite game?

Pinochle.

Things got a bit freaky during foreplay the other night.

I thought I heard someone entering the morgue.


I saw a really lifelike portrait of Donald Trump the other day...

... it was really freaky how the hands followed you around the room.

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Freaky joke, Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

Hollywood should remake "Freaky Friday" between a priest and a scientist.

The Title should be "Converting the Masses"

I called my wife on the way home, I said when I get there I want you to do something freaky to me. You know what she said?

"whos this?"

I told my wife on the phone "When I get home, I want you to do something freaky to me".

She told me "Who's number is this?"

What's the difference between a freaky girl and a freaky vegan chick?

A freaky girl will toss your salad, a vegan will eat it and toss your bacon.

You can explore freaky dozentit reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean freaky dated dad jokes. There are also freaky puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I like my subs the way I like my sex.

Freaky Fastβ„’

Twins are so freakin cute...

...unless they're conjoined. Then they're just freaky.

How do punctuation marks get freaky?

The comma sutra

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the freaky chick jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working freaky crazy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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