Freakin Jokes

Hilarious puns and funny pick up lines

Roses are red, That much is true

But violets are purple
Not freakin blue

My neighbor had a penguin on his porch

I call the neighbor
Me: hey man, you have a penguin on your porch!

Neighbor: what should I do with it?

Me: I don't know. Maybe take him to the zoo.

Neighbor: that sounds like a good idea. I'll do that.

Next day I look out across the street. The freakin penguin is still there. I call the neighbor again.

Me: Dude! The penguin is still there. I thought you took him to the zoo.

Neighbor: I did. We had a great time. We're going to the ballpark today.

I've already got a freaking dog!!!

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 dogs and another 2 dogs and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two dogs, and another two dogs and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two dogs, and another two dogss and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking dog!"

Not sure why everyone is freaking out that Trump has his Finger on the Nuclear Button...

By his own admission; this isn't the first time his hands have been somewhere they shouldn't

Everyone is freaking out about all these glasses that glow under a backlight...

... But my sheets have been glowing under backlights since I was 14

Everyone is freaking out ebola

When I'm just trying to get ebola captain crunch

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