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6 frazzled jokes and hilarious frazzled puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about frazzled that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Frazzled Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good frazzled joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.


She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and p**..., my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight..."

An Anteater walks into a bar....

Bartender says "can I get you a drink"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
Frazzled, the bartender says "What's with the long no's"?
Anteater replies "I was born with it".

I got a strange note in my bag at the taco bell drive-thru last night...

The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."
I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"

A String Walks Into A Bar

Inside the bar, the string asks for a beer. Sadly for the string, though, the bartender states "Sorry, we don't serve strings here." So, the string walks out of the bar, frazzles up his head, twists his stomach and walks back in. The bartender, noticing the string, says "Hey!- aren't you that string from earlier?" The string replies "Nope, I'm afraid not."

A Panda Walks into a Bar

The Bartender is a little confused but hands the Panda a Menu.
The Panda points to a side of celery sticks, which the bartender quickly gives to him.
After a few moments of chomping loudly on the celery sticks, the panda abruptly gets up out of his chair, pulls out a gun, and fires several shots in the air!
Everyone freaks out but the Panda then makes his way to the door!
The frazzled Bartender asks the Panda,
Why do you do that?
The panda replies,
I'm a Panda! Look it up!
He leaves and the confused Bartender takes out his phone and looks up Panda, in the encyclopedia, to which he finds:
Panda- A black and white colored Chinese Bear-like animal. Eats, shoots, and leaves.

An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"

An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"


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