Fraud Jokes
59 fraud jokes and hilarious fraud puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fraud that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article contains jokes about fraud. If you're looking for a laugh, read on. But be warned: some of these jokes may be too clever for their own good.
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Funniest Fraud Short Jokes
Short fraud jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fraud humour may include short scam jokes also.
- A judge asked Shakira if she commited tax fraud. Shakira: "Of course not your Honor."
Shakiras Hips:"Of course we did your Honor." - What's the difference between Santa Claus and voter fraud? One is a childish fantasy about getting what you want. The other has flying reindeer.
- How do you drive President Trump crazy? Tell him you placed evidence of voter fraud in the corner of his office.
- The owners of a 'Happy Days' themed restaurant are being investigated for fraud for paying existing investors with new investors money. Experts are referring to it as the world first Fonzie Scheme.
- My fortune teller is such a fraud, said my dad would live a long life but he died at 51 I wish my dad could live longer like our chef who completed 73 years yesterday.
- Why is it ok for an ice company to commit a fraud? Because... their assets are already frozen.
- There was clear fraud and cheating in the 2020 United States Presidential election and despite cheating, Trump still lost!
- I was just sentenced to Prison for my part in a timeshare fraud. I have to go to prison for two weeks every year for 20 years.
- Just got the email "Webinar on how to avoid frauds is cancelled" And the fee is non-refundable.
- What happened after the U.S. imposed the death penalty for banking-related crypto fraud? Bank-Man fried!
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Fraud One Liners
Which fraud one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fraud? I can suggest the ones about corruption and ripoff.
- Seminar "How to avoid frauds" is canceled. Tickets are non-refundable.
- I knew the psychic was a fraud the second she accepted my check
- My boss accused me of benefit fraud so I threw my crutches to the ground and walked out
- What do you call a fraud in a Candle factory? A Scandle.
- What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud.
- What did the harp say when accused of fraud? You callin' me a lyre?
- I used to work in an eastern european fraud office. I had to check czech cheques.
- Did you know that Mrs Doubtfire served time in prison for… Male fraud.
- Whats it called when storks deliver the wrong baby? Male fraud
- I found the cure for imposter syndrome No I didn't. I'm a fraud.
- What crime do trans gender people commit? Male fraud
- I sued a hypnotist for fraud. I won cause he couldn't persuade me not to sue him.
- What is an internet fraud's favorite hobby? Phishing.
- Why does Germany pay reparations to Israel? Arson insurance fraud.
- A psychic walks into a bar... Then gets charged with fraud.
Tax Fraud Jokes
Here is a list of funny tax fraud jokes and even better tax fraud puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was woken up by a phone call telling me I've committed tax fraud They must have had the wrong number cause I don't pay taxes
- The Queen is accused of tax fraud. Netflix cancels The Crown's new season.
- What happened when Chef Boyardee committed tax fraud? He was arrested by the Raviopolice.
- If being s**... was a crime I'd be in jail for tax fraud
Hilarious Fun Fraud Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about fraud you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean theft jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fraud pranks.
There was a dwarf fortune-teller who was wanted by the police...
It appears he was guilty of fraud and scammed people out of thousands of dollars with false predictions. When the police put out the 'wanted' posters for him they just read as follows:
Small medium at large.
"my husband committed fraud by creating a ponzi scheme so I am going to engage in frivolous lawsuits to try to pay for his legal fees....."
After being found guilty of massive tax fraud and sentenced to 30 years in prison, a world renowned clairvoyant used his short stature to escape and is currently on the run from authorities.
The headlines read 'Small Medium at Large'
Never in my life have I seen so much corruption, bribery, bIackmail, jealousy, theft, fraud, deception, and outright bloodshed.
And honestly I'm wondering why I even play Monopoly with my family in the first place.
In law school...
Professor: What is fraud?
Student: If you don't let me pass the exam, you've committed fraud.
Professor: (surprised) how so?
Student: According to the law, those who take advantage of others' ignorance to cause them losses are committing fraud.
I like my women how I like my coffee:
Diluted and festooned with so much sweet, pretty b**... I feel like a fraud for liking them at all, yet possessed of an underlying bitterness and complexity that I secretly fear I will never truly understand or appreciate.
what's the most heinous crime a t**... has ever been convicted of?
Male fraud.
I was reading about these Hasidic folks from Lakewood, NJ getting arrested for welfare fraud and I thought to myself, "They really give Jews bad names"
I mean, really. Zalmen? Shimy? Yocheved?
Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?
His life had it's prose and cons.
What do you call a m**... who is also a fraud?
Jack the Rip-off.
Locally we had a midget psychic get arrested for fraud, but she escaped custody
We have a small medium at large
There was 5 Chinese immigrants. Their names were chu, lu, bu, fu, and su.
When they decided to go to America, they decided to change their names to something more western. They renamed themselves:
Chuck, luck, and buck. Fu and Su didn't get a passport because they committed tax fraud.
What is the difference between the US and Thailand?
In the US you deal with mail fraud
In Thailand you deal with male fraud
Did you hear that Rudy Giuliani has proof of fake ballots and fraud? He says he found a whole stack of 'em.
Yeah, and he's going to be turning them in soon. He just finished printing them, and is waiting for the ink to dry.
two h**... trump supporters die and ascend to heaven.
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions.
One of them says, yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud? .
God says, "my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232 .
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the o**... turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought .
Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?
God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the o**... turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought.
A man is obsessed with reeling in a big fish...
A man is obsessed with reeling in a big fish, so much so that he eventually buys a huge, synthetic sturgeon and hangs it on the wall above his fireplace.
Eventually, however, looking at the fake trophy makes the man feel like a fraud, and he can't stand it.
One day, he makes a final attempt at fishing up something impressive. Finally, after hours of waiting, he reels in a record-breaking chub, one that weighs more than any other in recorded history.
A fellow fisherman passes by and is impressed.
"Wow! How did you get such a big chub?"
"I saw a plastic sturgeon!"
Fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living is jailed!!
Police say he was charged with counter fitting.
LifeProTip: Change your legal name to "Probably Fraud" with your phone company.
That way you can call anyone you want and just leave a message without any risk that they would actually pick up the phone.
A boy selling newspapers on the street
Keeps walking around the streets with newspapers while waving one around and shouting: Mass fraud! Mass fraud! One hundred people have been fooled! Mass fraud! One hundred people have been fooled!
o**... quickly runs to the boy and buys a newspaper. as soon as he has it in his hand he starts flicking through the pages.
The boy continues walking while waving another newspaper: Mass fraud! Mass fraud! One hundred one people have been fooled!
Why was the Chinese pornstar arrested?
For e**... fraud
