Fraud Jokes
57 fraud jokes and hilarious fraud puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fraud that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article contains jokes about fraud. If you're looking for a laugh, read on. But be warned: some of these jokes may be too clever for their own good.
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Funniest Fraud Short Jokes
Short fraud jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fraud humour may include short scam jokes also.
- A judge asked Shakira if she commited tax fraud. Shakira: "Of course not your Honor."
Shakiras Hips:"Of course we did your Honor." - How do you drive President Trump crazy? Tell him you placed evidence of voter fraud in the corner of his office.
- The owners of a 'Happy Days' themed restaurant are being investigated for fraud for paying existing investors with new investors money. Experts are referring to it as the world first Fonzie Scheme.
- My fortune teller is such a fraud, said my dad would live a long life but he died at 51 I wish my dad could live longer like our chef who completed 73 years yesterday.
- Why is it ok for an ice company to commit a fraud? Because... their assets are already frozen.
- There was clear fraud and cheating in the 2020 United States Presidential election and despite cheating, Trump still lost!
- I was just sentenced to Prison for my part in a timeshare fraud. I have to go to prison for two weeks every year for 20 years.
- Just got the email "Webinar on how to avoid frauds is cancelled" And the fee is non-refundable.
- What happened after the U.S. imposed the death penalty for banking-related crypto fraud? Bank-Man fried!
- Locally we had a midget psychic get arrested for fraud, but she escaped custody We have a small medium at large
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Fraud One Liners
Which fraud one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fraud? I can suggest the ones about corruption and ripoff.
- Seminar "How to avoid frauds" is canceled. Tickets are non-refundable.
- I knew the psychic was a fraud the second she accepted my check
- My boss accused me of benefit fraud so I threw my crutches to the ground and walked out
- What do you call a fraud in a Candle factory? A Scandle.
- What did the harp say when accused of fraud? You callin' me a lyre?
- I used to work in an eastern european fraud office. I had to check czech cheques.
- Did you know that Mrs Doubtfire served time in prison for… Male fraud.
- Whats it called when storks deliver the wrong baby? Male fraud
- I found the cure for imposter syndrome No I didn't. I'm a fraud.
- I sued a hypnotist for fraud. I won cause he couldn't persuade me not to sue him.
- What is an internet fraud's favorite hobby? Phishing.
- A psychic walks into a bar... Then gets charged with fraud.
- Which Psychologist can not be trusted? Sigmund Fraud
- The Queen is accused of tax fraud. Netflix cancels The Crown's new season.
- What do you call a con artist with a degree in psycology? Sigmund Fraud.
Tax Fraud Jokes
Here is a list of funny tax fraud jokes and even better tax fraud puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was woken up by a phone call telling me I've committed tax fraud They must have had the wrong number cause I don't pay taxes
- What happened when Chef Boyardee committed tax fraud? He was arrested by the Raviopolice.
Hilarious Fun Fraud Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about fraud you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean theft jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fraud pranks.
"my husband committed fraud by creating a ponzi scheme so I am going to engage in frivolous lawsuits to try to pay for his legal fees....."
After being found guilty of massive tax fraud and sentenced to 30 years in prison, a world renowned clairvoyant used his short stature to escape and is currently on the run from authorities.
The headlines read 'Small Medium at Large'
why couldn't the asphalt company be prosecuted for fraud?
Because there was no concrete evidence
Never in my life have I seen so much corruption, bribery, bIackmail, jealousy, theft, fraud, deception, and outright bloodshed.
And honestly I'm wondering why I even play Monopoly with my family in the first place.
In law school...
Professor: What is fraud?
Student: If you don't let me pass the exam, you've committed fraud.
Professor: (surprised) how so?
Student: According to the law, those who take advantage of others' ignorance to cause them losses are committing fraud.
What do widespread and rampant voter fraud and quantum states have in common?
They disappear when you try to measure them.
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I like my women how I like my coffee:
Diluted and festooned with so much sweet, pretty b**... I feel like a fraud for liking them at all, yet possessed of an underlying bitterness and complexity that I secretly fear I will never truly understand or appreciate.
Where did fraudulent stone age people conduct business?
The concave.
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what's the most heinous crime a t**... has ever been convicted of?
Male fraud.
What's the difference between credit fraud and and a touchdown?
Credit fraud is a line the Florida Gators know how to cross
Ya'll hear about that pasta chef with credit fraud issues?
Ya they had their al-dentity stolen.
Honestly, im glad Trump became president, crime dropped his first day on the job.
Real estate fraud worldwide dropped within 24 hours
Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?
His life had it's prose and cons.
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What do you call a m**... who is also a fraud?
Jack the Rip-off.
There was 5 Chinese immigrants. Their names were chu, lu, bu, fu, and su.
When they decided to go to America, they decided to change their names to something more western. They renamed themselves:
Chuck, luck, and buck. Fu and Su didn't get a passport because they committed tax fraud.
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If being s**... was a crime
I'd be in jail for tax fraud
Did you hear that Rudy Giuliani has proof of fake ballots and fraud? He says he found a whole stack of 'em.
Yeah, and he's going to be turning them in soon. He just finished printing them, and is waiting for the ink to dry.
A man is obsessed with reeling in a big fish...
A man is obsessed with reeling in a big fish, so much so that he eventually buys a huge, synthetic sturgeon and hangs it on the wall above his fireplace.
Eventually, however, looking at the fake trophy makes the man feel like a fraud, and he can't stand it.
One day, he makes a final attempt at fishing up something impressive. Finally, after hours of waiting, he reels in a record-breaking chub, one that weighs more than any other in recorded history.
A fellow fisherman passes by and is impressed.
"Wow! How did you get such a big chub?"
"I saw a plastic sturgeon!"
Fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living is jailed!!
Police say he was charged with counter fitting.
LifeProTip: Change your legal name to "Probably Fraud" with your phone company.
That way you can call anyone you want and just leave a message without any risk that they would actually pick up the phone.
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A boy selling newspapers on the street
Keeps walking around the streets with newspapers while waving one around and shouting: Mass fraud! Mass fraud! One hundred people have been fooled! Mass fraud! One hundred people have been fooled!
o**... quickly runs to the boy and buys a newspaper. as soon as he has it in his hand he starts flicking through the pages.
The boy continues walking while waving another newspaper: Mass fraud! Mass fraud! One hundred one people have been fooled!
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Why was the Chinese pornstar arrested?
For e**... fraud
