Frat Jokes
55 frat jokes and hilarious frat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about frat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny frat jokes. From pranks gone wrong to hazing rituals gone hilariously wrong, we've got jokes to make you chuckle.
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Funniest Frat Short Jokes
Short frat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frat humour may include short sorority jokes also.
- I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on.
(Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke) - Four frat boys Four frat boy we're sitting along side the road. Where's the fifth?
They drank it. - What do you call a serial killer that killed everyone at a frat house? What do you call a serial killer that killed everyone at a frat house?
The life of the party. - How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
- What did the hesitant frat-boy calling his clothing brand? Umbro
- What did the ghost at a frat party want? Boo-ze
- What frat is Bruce Banner part of? Gamma Gamma Gamma.
- I'm so ugly that when... ... I passed out at a frat party I woke up with more clothes on.
- What's a frat boy's favorite toy company? Hasbrah.
- What's a frat guy's favorite vegetable? A turn-up.
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Frat One Liners
Which frat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frat? I can suggest the ones about brat and friar.
- What did the frat guy say when the other frat guy offered him a pamphlet? Brochure.
- When testing, make like a frat boy And bang out the easy ones first
- What country in Africa has the most frat parties? Chad.
- why don't vampires go to frat parties? they're afraid of natural light
- How do frat boys cut down trees? With a sah, dude
- What do you call a frat house in a quarry? A bromine.
- Why do college frat boys drink before bathing? Buds before suds, bro.
- What do you call a frat guy in a suit? A defendant
- What is the frat guy's favorite ion? Bromide
- What did the wizard say at the frat party? ...Abracadabro.
- What's a frat boy zebra's favorite letter? Z, bruh.
- Did you meet the Astronomy major in our frat? His name was Tycho, Brah
- What's a frat bro's favorite color? Natty White
- What is a frat guy's favourite food? Cornbrad
- I joined a Jewish frat the other day I'm a Hebro now
Frat Guy Jokes
Here is a list of funny frat guy jokes and even better frat guy puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What state are frat guys from? Arkan-suh dude!
Ridiculous Frat Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about frat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sorority girl jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frat pranks.
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Bad Japanese Joke
Q: What do you call the act of a Japanese person giving fallacio to a frat boy?
A: A brojob
Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?
He was trying to get some Natural Light.
Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
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How is Bill Cosby like a permanent marker at a frat party?
They're both black and touch you after you pass out.
Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?
Psi Phi.
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A jew, an episcopalian, a veterinarian, a hipster, a r**..., a goth, and a frat boy all walk into a bar that promotes diversity
The bartender says "sorry, we have enough w**...."
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What do you call a homosexual frat boy?
A rainbro
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What did the Frat boy say when the m**... handed him a piece of paper?
Bro sure.
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If h**... was a frat boy, what would his favorite expression have been?
"Heil five, bro!"
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What do frat boys and communists have in common?
They like to party, they don't believe in class, but some how they get good Marx.
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What do alter boys and frat boys have in common?
r**...
I'm in a fraternity just for rowers.
It's called PPP.
What did the bank say to the government
Bank: Hey government. I need money to pay my workers or we're gonna go out of business.
Government: Hey bank. Sure. I remember you from Harvard, how are you doing?
Bank: Doing great, actually! I remember you too. Frat bros for life. Thanks for the cash.
Government: Frat bros for life! Hey, no problem. Wasn't mine to begin with, right? Enjoy it.
Bank: Will do. Already bought back half my stocks!
Government: Nice! What about your workers?
Bank: Haha, let 'em starve. No frat, no stack.
Government: Haha! Class act, Bank, you ol' rascal! This was fun. Same time next economic crisis?
Bank: You know it, bro. Thanks. Here's some reelection money
At a frat party, a young man fell off the balcony and tragically passed away
His physics professor came to give a eulogy. He said He was such a brilliant student. Right at the end of his life, he had so much potential.
