The Best 45 Frat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Frat jokes. There are some frat fraternity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these frat frat guy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Frat Jokes and Puns

Bad Japanese Joke

Q: What do you call the act of a Japanese person giving fallacio to a frat boy?

A: A brojob

I cannot stand third-world frat boy trends.

I just hate the way they're always popping their cholera.

How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

Frat joke, How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Frat boys don't screw in lightbulbs; they screw in puddles of vomit.

The U.S. military is like a drunk frat boy.

If you really believe it's pulling out before something bad happens, joke's on you, buddy.


I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party...

and she woke up with more clothes on.

(Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)

why don't vampires go to frat parties?

they're afraid of natural light

Frat joke, why don't vampires go to frat parties?

What do you call a frat house in a quarry?

A bromine.

When testing, make like a frat boy

And bang out the easy ones first

How is Bill Cosby like a permanent marker at a frat party?

They're both black and touch you after you pass out.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

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What's a frat guy's favorite vegetable?

A turn-up.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

How many frat dudes does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. They just yell "go screw yourself bro!"

What do you call a frat guy in a suit?

A defendant

A jew, an episcopalian, a veterinarian, a hipster, a redneck, a goth, and a frat boy all walk into a bar that promotes diversity

The bartender says "sorry, we have enough whites."

Frat joke, A jew, an episcopalian, a veterinarian, a hipster, a redneck, a goth, and a frat boy all walk into a

Did you meet the Astronomy major in our frat?

His name was Tycho, Brah

What is the frat guy's favorite ion?

Bromide

What's a frat boy's favorite toy company?

Hasbrah.


What's the difference between a frat boy and a 70 year old man?

The frat boy needs to squat to teabag somebody.

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

What is a frat guy's favourite food?

Cornbrad

What do you call a homosexual frat boy?

A rainbro

I'm so ugly that when...

... I passed out at a frat party I woke up with more clothes on.

What's a frat bro's favorite color?

Natty White

What did the frat guy say when the other frat guy offered him a pamphlet?

Brochure.

Four frat boys

Four frat boy we're sitting along side the road. Where's the fifth?

They drank it.

What do you call a serial killer that killed everyone at a frat house?

What do you call a serial killer that killed everyone at a frat house?

The life of the party.

How many Frat boys does it take to screw in a light bulb NSFW

I don't know. No matter how much you roofie a light bulb it won't screw.

Electric vibrators and my frat brother have a lot in common,

they're both charged with sexual batteries.

I joined a Jewish frat the other day

I'm a Hebro now

What did the Frat boy say when the Mormon handed him a piece of paper?

Bro sure.

What frat is Bruce Banner part of?

Gamma Gamma Gamma.

What did the ghost at a frat party want?

Boo-ze

What do frat boys and communists have in common?

They like to party, they don't believe in class, but some how they get good Marx.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They have Natural Light

What did the wizard say at the frat party?

...Abracadabro.

What do alter boys and frat boys have in common?

Rape

I'm in a fraternity just for rowers.

It's called PPP.

What's a frat boy zebra's favorite letter?

Z, bruh.

What country in Africa has the most frat parties?

Chad.

How many Fratboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, fratboys screw in their own vomit!

What do you call a Wizard in a Frat House?

An Abracadabro.

At a frat party, a young man fell off the balcony and tragically passed away

His physics professor came to give a eulogy. He said He was such a brilliant student. Right at the end of his life, he had so much potential.

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