The Best 12 Franz Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Franz jokes. There are some franz hermann jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these franz fran puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Franz Jokes and Puns

When I get a dog, I am going to name him Franz Ferdinand

So I can take him out
(I tried)

TIL that Nikola Tesla threw the bomb that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sparking WWI...

Whoops, wrong Serb.

World War 1 could've been easily be prevented..

I mean, singing Take me out probably wasn't Franz Ferdinand's brightest idea.

Franz joke, World War 1 could've been easily be prevented..

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

What happened when Franz Ferdinand was assassinated by a Serbian Terrorist?

Their countries had to Duke it out.


What did Franz Ferdinand say when his driver made a wrong turn?

Shoot...

What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

"Take me to your lieder!"

Franz joke, What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Elon Musk will be beta testing his Starlink internet in three months.

This time Franz is going to hit a satellite antenna with a hammer.

'One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed into a horrible vermin' - Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis

For the rest of us, we have to do a law degree first.

How did the composer find his buddy on social media?

He checked his franz liszt

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I thought it was Franz Beckenbauer's opinion on whether David Beckham's son would make it as a footballer.

You can explore franz andre reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean franz kaiser dad jokes. There are also franz puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


The prisoners

During WWI, a german soldier sits in his trench, minding his own business, when he hears a voice from the trench next to him:

"Franz, come quickly! I took 10 frenchmen as prisoners!"

"That's great, bring them over in my trench!"

I can't! They won't let me go!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the franz handel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working franz thomas piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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