Franz Jokes
16 franz jokes and hilarious franz puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about franz that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Franz Short Jokes
Short franz jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The franz humour may include short frank jokes also.
- TIL that Nikola Tesla threw the bomb that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sparking WWI... Whoops, wrong Serb.
- World War 1 could've been easily be prevented.. I mean, singing Take me out probably wasn't Franz Ferdinand's brightest idea.
- Elon Musk will be beta testing his Starlink internet in three months. This time Franz is going to hit a satellite antenna with a hammer.
- 'One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed into a horrible vermin' - Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis For the rest of us, we have to do a law degree first.
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine I thought it was Franz Beckenbauer's opinion on whether David Beckham's son would make it as a footballer.
- What happened when Franz Ferdinand was assassinated by a serbian t**...? Their countries had to Duke it out.
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Franz One Liners
Which franz one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with franz? I can suggest the ones about composer and transform.
- When I get a dog, I am going to name him Franz Ferdinand So I can take him out
(I tried) - What do I have in common with Franz Kafka? Neither of us have finished The Castle.
- What did Franz Ferdinand say when his driver made a wrong turn? Shoot...
- What did the alien say to Franz Schubert? "Take me to your lieder!"
- How did the composer find his buddy on social media? He checked his franz liszt
Amusing Franz Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about franz you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mummy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make franz pranks.
