The Best 38 Franklin Jokes

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Politicians are a lot like diapers...

They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.
(Benjamin Franklin)

What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said:

"You have reached the end of you free trial membership at"

Franklin joke, I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said:

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

-Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Thomas Jefferson

What did Ben Franklin call his pee hole?

Urethra Franklin.

What's the difference between Franklin Delano Roosevelt and an emergency room run by people who can't hear?

One is FDR the other is a Deaf ER.

I got my Bachelor of Science from Franklin University

But people seem quite unsettled when I tell them I got my BS from FU

Franklin joke, I got my Bachelor of Science from Franklin University

My urologist was once a gospel singer...

...her name is Urethra Franklin

Is Aretha Franklin finished singing the national anthem?

I turned the TV off 4 hours into it and I'd really like to watch the start of the Lions game before I goto bed.

What do you call a soul singer with a bladder problem?

Urethra Franklin

TIL: about the crowd's reaction when Benjamin Franklin announced his creation of the bifocal lens

Apparently, it was quite the spectacle.

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If Benjamin Franklin had been a parachutist ...

He would never thought about inventing the lightning rod.

How do you begin a politically incorrect joke?

President Ben Franklin walks into a bar...

I named my Christmas decoration made of $100 dollar bills

Aretha Franklin

Sen. Franklin R. Lee of Idaho was instrumental in obtaining a 100-megawatt hydroelectric plant...

.. on the Givva River for the benefit of his hometown, Medea. When the plant was finished, the dedication plaque read:

> Frank Lee, Medea, Idaho, Givva Dam

What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of 100 dollar bills?

Awreatha Franklin!

Franklin joke, What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of 100 dollar bills?

Some people give Franklin Roosevelt a lot of flak...

But let's be honest, he was a real standup guy.

Who was the sexiest U.S. president?

Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 32nd U.S. President

He was a dime piece

Who was the longest sitting U.S. President?

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Franklin D. Roosevelt said, "When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."

I say, "When you reach the end of a toilet paper roll, open your wallet, and pull out a receipt."

What do you call a singing dickhole?

Urethra Franklin

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Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Aretha Franklin. Now we have no jobs, no hope, no cash, and no soul.

I'm confused by the tributes to Aretha Franklin

I thought Freddie Mercury was the queen of our souls..

Aretha Franklin : R E S P E C T Find out what it means to me.

Barry Chuckle : To you!

Among all the politically incorrect jokes on this sub, here's my favorite:

Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.

What do you call a decorative wreath with a picture of a turtle on it?

Aretha Franklin.

The longest US sitting president...

would have been Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Marvin Gaye and Aretha Franklin got it on in Spanish Harlem. As a result, Aretha gave birth to twin girls on the longest day of the year. What did they call them?


A group of veterans decided to put out a cover of an Aretha Franklin song

They're calling it RESPTSD .

Why was Franklin so tired in the morning?

Because he had ben jamin' at the night club

What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity?

Nothing. He was too shocked.

What runs but cannot walk?

Franklin D. Roosevelt

cause he can RUN for president but he can't WALK cause... well y'know

What does a half-naked Ben Franklin say after stumbling out of a French whorehouse?

"Where my britches at?"

Who is the greatest singer of Christmas songs?

A-wreathe-a Franklin

Today, Franklin D. Roosevelt would be even more popular as president.

All anti-vaxxers would vote for him.

The Art of the Deal

A poor city man is out in the streets attempting to sell something on President's Day. He goes up to a foreigner and says:

"Hey there! Are you looking for a rare portrait of Washington on his birthday? I can hook you up. It's even got the signature of the Secretary of the Treasury on it, so you know it's authentic!"

"Wow, really? How much?"

"$5 a piece."

"I'll take 20!"

Needless to say, he came in with a Washington, and left with a Franklin.

Is this the right place for politically incorrect jokes?

I have this great one about President Benjamin Franklin.

A Wreath of Franklins joke

Airwreatha or more like Wreath Witherspoon !

Deep respect to Aretha Franklin !

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