Franklin Jokes

Funniest Franklin Short Jokes

Short franklin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The franklin humour may include short twit jokes also.

1. I love politically incorrect jokes, and here is my favourite. Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.
2. What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins!
   (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
3. I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: "You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com."
4. Is this the right place for politically incorrect jokes? I have this great one about President Benjamin Franklin.
5. A Wreath of Franklins joke Airwreatha or more like Wreath Witherspoon !
   
   Deep respect to Aretha Franklin !
6. Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Thomas Jefferson
7. What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin? No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
8. Marvin Gaye and Aretha Franklin got it on in Spanish Harlem. As a result, Aretha gave birth to twin girls on the longest day of the year. What did they call them? Solsticetas
9. I got my Bachelor of Science from Franklin University But people seem quite unsettled when I tell them I got my BS from FU
10. Some people give Franklin Roosevelt a lot of flak... But let's be honest, he was a real standup guy.

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Franklin One Liners

Which franklin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with franklin? I can suggest the ones about libertarian and protesters.

1. What do you call a christmas wreath made out of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
2. How do you begin a politically incorrect joke? President Ben Franklin walks into a bar...
3. Jesus Christ was supposed to be named Franklin.... Until Mary stubbed her toe.
4. Who was the longest sitting U.S. President? Franklin Delano Roosevelt
5. What did Franklin D. Roosevelt say after he dropped his pickle? "I want a new dill."
6. For Christmas all I want is a circle of $100 bills... Ya know, a wreath of Franklins.
7. What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show? Deal or New Deal
8. You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment He's always right on the money.
9. How did Ben Franklin feel about discovering electricity? He was shocked!
10. What do you call a decorative wreath with a picture of a turtle on it? Aretha Franklin.
11. Aretha Franklin : R E S P E C T Find out what it means to me. Barry Chuckle : To you!
12. Who is the greatest singer of Christmas songs? A-wreathe-a Franklin
13. Why was Franklin so tired in the morning? Because he had ben jamin' at the night club
14. Aretha Franklin tripped... Take out t-p-e-d...
15. What do Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin have in common? They're both dead

Aretha Franklin Jokes

Here is a list of funny aretha franklin jokes and even better aretha franklin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm confused by the tributes to Aretha Franklin I thought Freddie Mercury was the queen of our souls..
• A group of veterans decided to put out a cover of an Aretha Franklin song They're calling it RESPTSD .
• Is Aretha Franklin finished singing the national anthem? I turned the TV off 4 hours into it and I'd really like to watch the start of the Lions game before I goto bed.
• What is Catilyn Jenners favorite Aretha Franklin song? (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman
• What was Aretha Franklin's last hit? The morphine pump.
• Aretha Franklin died today R-I-P-E-C-T
• Did you hear Aretha Franklins new song? R - E - S -T - IN - PEACE
  But seriously RIP
• I heard Aretha Franklin pass away today. I really hope she gets the r e s p e c t she deserves.
• I just saw Aretha Franklin died We should show some R-E-S-P-E-C-T and not tell any tasteless jokes.
• Aretha Franklin was the Queen of soul. Now she's the Queen of soil. 😥

Benjamin Franklin Jokes

Here is a list of funny benjamin franklin jokes and even better benjamin franklin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• TIL: about the crowd's reaction when Benjamin Franklin announced his creation of the bifocal lens Apparently, it was quite the spectacle.
• If Benjamin Franklin had been a parachutist ... He would never thought about inventing the lightning rod.
• What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
• TIL that Benjamin Franklin loved containers. It was frequently said that Ben was on a bin binge.

Rib-Tickling Franklin Jokes that Bring Friends Together

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