Frankincense Jokes
8 frankincense jokes and hilarious frankincense puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about frankincense that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Quirky and Hilarious Frankincense Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What is a good frankincense joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Jesus might be a telemarketer.
The other day I got a phone call from a telemarketer. The guy was trying to sell me frankincense. I really didn't want it though, so I told him I didn't want to buy any. He probably suspected I was going to hang up, so he quickly said, "But wait, there's myrrh!"
A wise man is walking through a market with a bag of gold.
As he passes the various sellers, a merchant quickly lights some incense and a beautiful aroma fills the air. It's frankincense, the merchant says. The best in the land.
The wise man gets some and is about to leave when the merchant calls out, But wait ... there's myrrh!
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Welcome to Christmas, we've got gold and frankincense...
But wait, there's myrrh!
Belated holiday joke
Q: What did the 3 Wise Men say to the crazy man?
A: "You make no Frankincense!!"
I gave my friend gifts of gold and frankincense last Christmas
It'll keep him coming back for myrrh
Did you know one of the 3 wise men came from the ocean?
It wasn't the gold-man.
Not the frankincense-man.
It was the myrrh-man.
Gold, frankincense, but wait...
there's myrhh
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