The Best 9 Frankincense Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Frankincense jokes. There are some frankincense prancer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these frankincense magi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Frankincense Jokes and Puns

Jesus might be a telemarketer.

The other day I got a phone call from a telemarketer. The guy was trying to sell me frankincense. I really didn't want it though, so I told him I didn't want to buy any. He probably suspected I was going to hang up, so he quickly said, "But wait, there's myrrh!"

A wise man is walking through a market with a bag of gold.

As he passes the various sellers, a merchant quickly lights some incense and a beautiful aroma fills the air. It's frankincense, the merchant says. The best in the land.

The wise man gets some and is about to leave when the merchant calls out, But wait ... there's myrrh!

How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?

He used his frankincense.

Welcome to Christmas, we've got gold and frankincense...

But wait, there's myrrh!

I gave my friend gifts of gold and frankincense last Christmas

It'll keep him coming back for myrrh

Belated holiday joke

Q: What did the 3 Wise Men say to the crazy man?

A: "You make no Frankincense!!"

Gold, frankincense, but wait...

there's myrhh

The three wise men came to the manger with gifts for baby Jesus. They brought gold and frankincense...

But wait, there's myrrh!

We'll give him gold and frankincense

But wait, there's myrrh.

I'm not sorry. 😂

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the frankincense perfume jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working frankincense lavender piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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