frankie Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious frankie puns

America is racist

When Barack Obama gives his speech, he stands behind a bulletproof glass . That shows how racist America still is.

Just because he's black, doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone



Thanks Frankie Boyle

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My Gran said to me: Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young."

I had to explain: That's because they aren't trying to fuck you now. (by Frankie Boyle)

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They say love produces the same effects as cocaine

And certainly whenever I make love it involves the death of an orphaned Columbian street child.

- Credit to Frankie Boyle

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little Sally--funny adult joke

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.

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Bj at a young age.

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.

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Set your Apple face id to your cum face.

So if you're mugged for your phone at least they've got to wank you off first.



(c) Frankie Boyle

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A patient came in today saying he felt paranoid and like people were watching him.

I dunno if I buy it though, he looked pretty relaxed in the bath this morning.

*classic Frankie boyle*

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You can now buy celebrity-voiced sat-navs for your car.

I bought the Princess Diana version. It just keeps saying "Put your foot down, I think we can lose them"

Frankie Boyle

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"Pistorius" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear.

This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine

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People say that Steve Jobs died too soon

But I think it was a fitting metaphor for his company's attitude to battery life.

-- Frankie Boyle

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Little Sally came home from school one day with a smile on her face...

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied,

"No, salty."

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I heard Frankie Muniz is going to be playing a 1960's civil rights leader, in the upcoming film...

'Malcolm X in the Middle'.

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A woman's work is never done.

That's why they get paid less.

(Source: Frankie Boyle)

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"Pistorious" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would use to make someones legs disappear

That's a Frankie Boyle joke

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"If you get offended by any jokes today

feel free to Tweet your outrage on a phone, made by a 10 year old in China." - Frankie Boyle

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Only in Scotland, will you ever see a man

take a piss on a door, then open it and walk inside.

(cr

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peanut

Little Sally: Mommy, Mommy, Little Frankie showed me his penis on the playground! It reminded me of a peanut!
Mommy (startled): Oh! Was it really small?
Little Sally: No, it was salty!

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"You call it snapchat, I call it speedwank" Frankie Boyle

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What's the hardest part of cooking roadkill?

Finding a use for the bike.

Credits to Frankie Boyle

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Americans should be afraid of refugees

...because one of them might end up doing a mass shooting. Just to fit in.


ps. It's a Frankie Boyle joke.

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"It's important to just accept the result and move on

#...possibly to another country."

_Frankie Boyle, (Scottish Comedian)_

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