The Best 14 Frankie Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Frankie jokes. There are some frankie micky jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these frankie benny puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Frankie Jokes and Puns

When Barack Obama gives his speech, he stands behind a bulletproof glass.

That shows how racist America still is.

Just because he's black, doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone

Thanks Frankie Boyle

They say love produces the same effects as cocaine

And certainly whenever I make love it involves the death of an orphaned Columbian street child.

- Credit to Frankie Boyle

little Sally--funny adult joke

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.

Frankie joke, little Sally--funny adult joke

A horse, a dog, and a penguin walk into a bar.

The bartender says to the bouncer, "Seriously, Frankie, why are we even paying you?"

A patient came in today saying he felt paranoid and like people were watching him.

I dunno if I buy it though, he looked pretty relaxed in the bath this morning.

*classic Frankie boyle*


You can now buy celebrity-voiced sat-navs for your car.

I bought the Princess Diana version. It just keeps saying "Put your foot down, I think we can lose them"

Frankie Boyle

"Pistorius" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear.

This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine

Frankie joke, "Pistorius" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear.

A woman's work is never done.

That's why they get paid less.

(Source: Frankie Boyle)

I heard Frankie Muniz is going to be playing a 1960's civil rights leader, in the upcoming film...

'Malcolm X in the Middle'.

When people ask Frankie Muniz if he enjoyed his time on malcom in the middle i bet he responds with..

"yes, no, maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question?"

"If you get offended by any jokes today

feel free to Tweet your outrage on a phone, made by a 10 year old in China." - Frankie Boyle

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Americans should be afraid of refugees

...because one of them might end up doing a mass shooting. Just to fit in.

ps. It's a Frankie Boyle joke.

"It's important to just accept the result and move on

#...possibly to another country."

_Frankie Boyle, (Scottish Comedian)_

"You call it snapchat, I call it speedwank" Frankie Boyle

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