Frankie Jokes

Funniest Frankie Short Jokes

Short frankie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frankie humour may include short brown jokes also.

1. Frankie Boyle Madeleine mccann joke Yeah, I saw the McCanns on there and really wanted them to go, Could you round it up in the next few minutes, mate? We’ve left the kids over in Starbucks
2. A horse, a dog, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says to the bouncer, "Seriously, Frankie, why are we even paying you?"
3. A patient came in today saying he felt paranoid and like people were watching him. I dunno if I buy it though, he looked pretty relaxed in the bath this morning.
   *classic Frankie boyle*
4. Who is Rudy Giuliani's favorite band? Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
5. You can now buy celebrity-voiced sat-navs for your car. I bought the Princess Diana version. It just keeps saying "Put your foot down, I think we can lose them"
   Frankie Boyle
6. "Pistorius" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine
7. I heard Frankie Muniz is going to be playing a 1960's civil rights leader, in the upcoming film... 'Malcolm X in the Middle'.
8. When people ask Frankie Muniz if he enjoyed his time on malcom in the middle i bet he responds with.. "yes, no, maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question?"
9. "If you get offended by any jokes today feel free to Tweet your outrage on a phone, made by a 10 year old in China." - Frankie Boyle
10. "It's important to just accept the result and move on #...possibly to another country."
    _Frankie Boyle, (Scottish Comedian)_

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Frankie One Liners

Which frankie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frankie? I can suggest the ones about sally and joey.

1. "You call it snapchat, I call it speedwank" Frankie Boyle
2. A woman's work is never done. That's why they get paid less.
   (Source: Frankie Boyle)

Frankie Boyle Jokes

Here is a list of funny frankie boyle jokes and even better frankie boyle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the hardest part of cooking roadkill? Finding a use for the bike.
  Credits to Frankie Boyle

Uproarious Frankie Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about frankie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean johnny jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frankie pranks.