Frankfurters Jokes
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My incompetent uncle Hans worked at a sausage shop in Frankfurt. One day he fell into the mixer.
Hans is literally the wurst.
People often ask me which Frankfurt I'm from...
The Main one or the Oder one.
jaguar just announced an XK-E Concept car they will show at the Frankfurt Auto Show this year.
They had been working on it for 10 years but they only recently figured out how to make it leak oil
I had a friend who lived in Frankfurt. He got tired of being called a Frankfurter.
So he moved to Hamburg.
Why do Cannibals go to Germany when they want same fast food?
Because its full of Frankfurters and Hamburgers
Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-ee-ville or Loo-uh-vuhl?
Actually it's pronounced Frankfurt
A college girl from Wisconsin wants to learn about her heritage...
So she decides to take a month long trip around Germany. Now, as a college student, she's dead broke so she hits on a plan to make some spending cash.
A month later, she's back in Wisconsin and her mother says So Gertrude, how did you like the fatherland?
I loved it , Gertrude gushed. I learned so much about German culture. Once, I had a Frankfurter, a Hamburger and a Berliner all at the same time!
Gosh! , says her mother. You must have been stuffed! Could you even walk after that?!
Not for days , says Gertrude, but it was worth it, the money from the video paid for my food for the whole trip!
A German joke
An old man was travelling by train from his hometown of Offenburg to visit family in Frankfurt am Main. It was quite a journey for him, since he never got around much.
At one time the conductor walks by yelling "HEIDELBERG, GET OFF!" The man thinks, "That's my name!" and gets off the train marvelling at the wonders of modern technology that allow the railway companies to remind passengers by name where they have to change.
While on the platform he hears "HEIDELBERG, COME IN!" and hastily boards the other train. He sits down and since he's in an unusually good mood, he begins to chat up another passenger. "Where are you going?," he asks. "To Regensburg," sounded the reply.
The old man slaps his knees, and says excitedly "What a time to be alive! I'm going to Frankfurt, you're going to Regensburg, and we're both on the one same train!"
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