Frankenstein Jokes
81 frankenstein jokes and hilarious frankenstein puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about frankenstein that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Frankenstein Short Jokes
Short frankenstein jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frankenstein humour may include short spooky jokes also.
- Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective.
- Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective...
- Dr. Frankenstein went to a body-building competition... There was a terrible misunderstanding.
- Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition. However, upon arrival he realised he seriously misunderstood the objective.
- Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding contest When he gets there, he realizes he seriously misunderstood the nature of the contest
- I never understood how Dr. Frankenstein got overpowered by his monster... ... I mean, the guy was an amazing body builder.
- Dr. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition... It seems he wildly misunderstood the rules.
- Why was Dr. Frankenstein upset? He misunderstood the rules to the bodybuilding competition.
- Dr. Frankenstein is experimenting with a new monster made with a cheese body. It's Frankenstein's Muenster.
- People keep asking me why I'm working for Dr Frankenstein. I'm only trying to make a living.
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Frankenstein One Liners
Which frankenstein one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frankenstein? I can suggest the ones about horror and zombie.
- What was Viktor Frankenstein's favorite sport? Body building.
- Where did Frankenstein go to get his tattoo done? Monsters Ink
- What was Dr. Frankenstein's favourite hobby? Bodybuilding...
- What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit? "It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"
- How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit? He used his frankincense.
- How does Frankenstein celebrate when he scores in soccer? GHHOOOUUUUULLLL!!
- What is Frankenstein's favorite hobby shop? Build-a-bear
- What was Dr. Frankenstein's dog's name? Scraps
- Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor ae his assistant? He had a hunch about him
- "ITS ALIVE, ITS ALIVE!!!" - Frankenstein's dream A necrophilliac' worst nightmare.
- Why is Cheese Frankenstein so scary? He's a Muenster.
- I used to love The Village People until they came at me with torches.
-Gay Frankenstein - What's Frankenstein's favourite part of a company? Human resources
- I once tried to Frankenstein a small dog with a cow It was a terrier bull idea.
- Why is Dr. Frankenstein so popular? He's always making new friends.
Frankenstein Monster Jokes
Here is a list of funny frankenstein monster jokes and even better frankenstein monster puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between Frankenstein and The Cosby Show? On the Cosby Show, he was both the doctor and the monster.
- Why didn't Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster? Because he just didn't have the guts to do it again.
- Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster? He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
- My company recently hired Frankenstein's monster to run our HR department. He's surprisingly good at it. Turns out he's a real people person.
- People say Frankenstein's monster had a temper, but actually he was surprisingly level headed.
- Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding contest... Only to discover he had seriously misunderstood the competition.
They were monsters. - I went to visit my old friend frankenstein's monster as we were talking I said, "It's just uncanny, you have your mothers eyes."
he smiled and replied, "yes, but she didn't need them anymore" - Actually, Frankenstein is the name of the doctor. The real monster is the person who waits for everything to be rung up before they start looking for their debit card.
- How did Victor Frankenstein make the lovely lady help him with building his monster? He stole her heart.
- Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster SparkNotes is knowing that Frankenstein *is* the monster.
Bride Of Frankenstein Jokes
Here is a list of funny bride of frankenstein jokes and even better bride of frankenstein puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The Bride of Frankenstein Dr. Frankenstein: I took the Bride Of Frankenstein to the Caribbean last month.
Igor: Jamaica?
Dr. Frankenstein: Yes. - Did you hear about when the Bride of Frankenstein helped him replace a missing neck bolt? Turns out, all he needed was a big screw.
- Frankenstein's Monster - Dinner Troubles **Frankenstein's Bride:** You never help me with dinner!
**Frankenstein:** I did the mash...
**Frankenstein's Bride:** DON'T YOU F\*\*\*ING DARE!
Young Frankenstein Jokes
Here is a list of funny young frankenstein jokes and even better young frankenstein puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Who did the rapper dress up as for Halloween? Young Frankenstein
Halloween Frankenstein Jokes
Here is a list of funny halloween frankenstein jokes and even better halloween frankenstein puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Halloween theme: what did Frankenstein and the Wolfman name their baby? Wolfenstein.
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Frankenstein Jokes
What funny jokes about frankenstein you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean monster jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frankenstein pranks.
Q: My boyfriend is as beautiful as frank sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?
A: Frankenstein.
Wrote a joke.
I wrote this joke- Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?
Boris' Karl loft.
Can we Frankenstein Monster a joke?
i propose we see who can come up with the best joke. we submit a part, someone else adds to it. maybe 3 parts? maybe not? let's see who can come up with the funniest crowd sourced joke.
Dr. Frankenstein:
The original body-builder!
Why did the villagers hate Frankenstein?
Because he was a Jew.
Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition...
...and discovered that he'd gravely misunderstood the objective.
I hope that Senator Franken runs for President in 2020 and picks Jill Stein as his running mate
That'd be a real Franken/Stein ticket
Did you hear Jill Stein and Al Franken are getting married?
Their kids said they will hyphenate their last names to "Franken-Stein."
Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition
He quickly realizes he misunderstood the objective
I saw Frankenstein walk into a body-building competition
He took the name of the competition way too seriously!
Bodybuilding contest
Frankenstein signed up for a bodybuilding contest,
later to find out...
he was at the wrong place.
Frankenstein walks into a body building contest
He seriously misunderstood the point of it.
What did Frankenstein say the first time he got hard?
its alive!!
My girlfriend got really mad at me today, screaming about how I always have to be right about things and how I'm a complete monster like Frankenstein or something.
Luckily she paused for breath so I was able to point out Frankenstein was the doctor's name.
Dr. Frankenstein
Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition and discovered he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Why was Frankensteins' monster always so angry?
He was all s**... up in the head
Dr. Frankenstein entered a competition.
It was a bodybuilding competition.
It wasn't until it was too late that he realised he really misunderstood the objectives!
Dracula got mad at Frankenstein while they were playing fighting games.
"He vouldn't stop doing the mash!"
How does Dr. Frankenstein keep track of his body parts?
He uses an o**...-izer.
