Frankenstein Jokes

Funniest Frankenstein Short Jokes

Short frankenstein jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frankenstein humour may include short spooky jokes also.

1. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective.
2. I never understood how Dr. Frankenstein got overpowered by his monster... ... I mean, the guy was an amazing body builder.
3. Dr. Frankenstein is experimenting with a new monster made with a cheese body. It's Frankenstein's Muenster.
4. People keep asking me why I'm working for Dr Frankenstein. I'm only trying to make a living.
5. What's the difference between Frankenstein and The Cosby Show? On the Cosby Show, he was both the doctor and the monster.
6. Why didn't Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster? Because he just didn't have the guts to do it again.
7. I saw Frankenstein walk into a body-building competition He took the name of the competition way too seriously!
8. Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster? He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
9. Dracula got mad at Frankenstein while they were playing fighting games. "He vouldn't stop doing the mash!"
10. My company recently hired Frankenstein's monster to run our HR department. He's surprisingly good at it. Turns out he's a real people person.

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Frankenstein One Liners

Which frankenstein one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frankenstein? I can suggest the ones about horror and zombie.

1. What was Viktor Frankenstein's favorite sport? Body building.
2. Where did Frankenstein go to get his tattoo done? Monsters Ink
3. What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit? "It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"
4. How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit? He used his frankincense.
5. How does Frankenstein celebrate when he scores in soccer? GHHOOOUUUUULLLL!!
6. What is Frankenstein's favorite hobby shop? Build-a-bear
7. What was Dr. Frankenstein's dog's name? Scraps
8. Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor ae his assistant? He had a hunch about him
9. Why is Cheese Frankenstein so scary? He's a Muenster.
10. What's Frankenstein's favourite part of a company? Human resources
11. Why is Dr. Frankenstein so popular? He's always making new friends.
12. Dr. Frankenstein: The original body-builder!
13. Why did the villagers hate Frankenstein? Because he was a Jew.
14. What best represents /rJokes? Frankenstein, they are all dead jokes brought back to life.
15. You know who my favorite bodybuilder is? Dr. Victor Frankenstein

Frankenstein Monster Jokes

Here is a list of funny frankenstein monster jokes and even better frankenstein monster puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• People say Frankenstein's monster had a temper, but actually he was surprisingly level headed.
• I went to visit my old friend frankenstein's monster as we were talking I said, "It's just uncanny, you have your mothers eyes."
  he smiled and replied, "yes, but she didn't need them anymore"
• Actually, Frankenstein is the name of the doctor. The real monster is the person who waits for everything to be rung up before they start looking for their debit card.
• How did Victor Frankenstein make the lovely lady help him with building his monster? He stole her heart.
• Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster SparkNotes is knowing that Frankenstein *is* the monster.
• Did you hear about the mad scientist who was paid to make a monster? It was the bribe of Frankenstein.
• A woman passed by a green monster and said "Hey, Frankenstein!" He replied "It's Franken*stein*. I'm Jewish."
• Ladies call me Dr. Frankenstein... Cause I've got an 8-foot monster
• Frankenstein's monster was An exhumed exhuman.
• What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say? I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Bride Of Frankenstein Jokes

Here is a list of funny bride of frankenstein jokes and even better bride of frankenstein puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Bride of Frankenstein Dr. Frankenstein: I took the Bride Of Frankenstein to the Caribbean last month.
  Igor: Jamaica?
  Dr. Frankenstein: Yes.
• Did you hear about when the Bride of Frankenstein helped him replace a missing neck bolt? Turns out, all he needed was a big screw.

Young Frankenstein Jokes

Here is a list of funny young frankenstein jokes and even better young frankenstein puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Who did the rapper dress up as for Halloween? Young Frankenstein

Halloween Frankenstein Jokes

Here is a list of funny halloween frankenstein jokes and even better halloween frankenstein puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Halloween theme: what did Frankenstein and the Wolfman name their baby? Wolfenstein.

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Frankenstein Jokes

What funny jokes about frankenstein you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean monster jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frankenstein pranks.