Franken Jokes
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Funniest Franken Short Jokes
Short franken jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The franken humour may include short assistant jokes also.
- If we can get Al Franken to run for President, with the Green Party candidate as his running mate, my bumper sticker would be... Franken Stein 2020
- Did you hear Jill Stein and Al Franken are getting married? Their kids said they will hyphenate their last names to "Franken-Stein."
- I hope that Senator Franken runs for President in 2020 and picks Jill Stein as his running mate That'd be a real Franken/Stein ticket
- John Conyers, Al Franken, and Roy Moore walk into a bar What happens next is subject to a mutually binding Non-Disclosure Agreement
- Senator Al Franken introduces a new hoppy flavor of energy drink with a thick foamy head. However, it seems no one likes Franken's Stein Monster.
- Dr. Jill Stein plans on marrying former senator Al Franken. She will run for president in 2020 as Dr. Franken-Stein.
- A woman passed by a green monster and said "Hey, Frankenstein!" He replied "It's Franken*stein*. I'm Jewish."
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Franken One Liners
Which franken one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with franken? I can suggest the ones about original and crowd.
- Bean Boozle added a new flavor: Al Franken's mouth.
- If Al Franken was a fish He would be a Groper
The Funniest Franken Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about franken you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blend jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make franken pranks.
Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition
And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective.
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How does Dr. Frankenstein keep track of his body parts?
He uses an o**...-izer.
Dr. Frankenstein is experimenting with a new monster made with a cheese body.
It's Frankenstein's Muenster.
Where did Frankenstein go to get his tattoo done?
Monsters Ink
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?
"It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"
Can we Frankenstein Monster a joke?
i propose we see who can come up with the best joke. we submit a part, someone else adds to it. maybe 3 parts? maybe not? let's see who can come up with the funniest crowd sourced joke.
Why didn't Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn't have the guts to do it again.
How does Frankenstein celebrate when he scores in soccer?
GHHOOOUUUUULLLL!!
I saw Frankenstein walk into a body-building competition
He took the name of the competition way too seriously!
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor ae his assistant?
He had a hunch about him
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I once tried to Frankenstein a small dog with a cow
It was a terrier bull idea.
Why is Dr. Frankenstein so popular?
He's always making new friends.
Dr. Frankenstein:
The original body-builder!
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What did Frankenstein say the first time he got hard?
its alive!!
Actually, Frankenstein is the name of the doctor.
The real monster is the person who waits for everything to be rung up before they start looking for their debit card.
Why was Frankenstein creature so ugly?
He never thought ahead
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Why did Frankenstein vote Democrat?
Because he had a screw loose.
*(Feel free to change to whichever party you oppose.)*
Frankenstein the Gardner
why is frankenstein a great gardner????
