Frank Sinatra Jokes
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- To be is to do —Socrates. To do is to be —Jean-Paul Sartre. "Do be do be do —Frank Sinatra.
- My doctor warned me that constantly singing Frank Sinatra songs was bad for my health, but I just wouldn't listen. And now, the end is near.
- We're stuck on a quiz question - A Frank Sinatra song that starts with "When the weather outside is frightful" If anyone gets it.... let us know, let us know, let us know.
- A friend of mine couldn't stop singing Frank Sinatra songs. Turns out he had Crooner virus.
- My nephew was genetically engineered to be like both Frank Sinatra and Albert Einstein. He's a regular Frank Einstein.
- Do/Be To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra - Q: My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?
A: Frankenstein. - The judge asked the defendant.. Mrs. Nancy, are you being truthful?
"Yes your honor, I am being a Frank Sinatra." - Q: My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?
A: Frankenstein. - It was socretes who once said "to be is to do" and Jean - Paul Sartre who said "to do is to be" And finally it was Frank Sinatra who said "do-be-do-be-do"
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Frank Sinatra One Liners
Which frank sinatra one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frank sinatra? I can suggest the ones about aretha franklin and franky boyle.
- What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes. - If Frank Sinatra was black, what would he wear on his head? A dooby dooby doo rag
- I live a Sinatra lifestyle. I'm just being frank with you.
- "That kid..." That kid is so nerdy, he's as classy as Frank Sinatra, haha... Wait...
- Do you think Frank Sinatra smoked p**...? I doobie doobie do.
The Funniest Frank Sinatra Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about frank sinatra you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ann frank jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frank sinatra pranks.
Frank Sinatra was dining out one night when a high school lad came up to his table.
Mr. Sinatra," said the teen-age boy, my name is Bernie Rosenberg. Would you please do me a favor?
What kind of favor? Sinatra asked.
"Well, I'm here with my girl and I want to make a good impression on her. I certainly would appreciate it if you would drop by my table and say 'Hi, Bernie!'
OK, kid, I'll try, said the singer, smiling.
A little later he dropped by the boy's table, and said, Hi, Bernie!
The boy looked up at him and snapped, Don't bother me now, Frankie. Can't you see I'm busy?
Sinatra is diagnosed with schizophrenia...
He goes to see a psychologist and starts talking about his split personalities.
One is the charismatic singer who can perform and woo crowds with his talent and charm.
The other is Steve, who is reserved and shy and can't even speak in front of a more than a few people.
He starts off talking, timid and soft spoken.
The psychologist stops him and says Listen, first I'm gonna need you to be Frank with me
If they made the first version of the car for Knight Rider in Manhattan while listening to Frank Sinatra's New York, New York, they might have had confidence in their ability to build another, elsewhere. After all...
If you can make Kit there, you can make Kit anywhere.
