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Short frank jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frank humour may include short franc jokes also.

  1. I stabbed a vampire, beat zombies to death and killed devil itself... my wife rushes through the room and shouts, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM CANDIES, FRANK"
  2. Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-iss-ville or Loo-ee-ville? Wrong. It's pronounced Frank-fort.
  3. What did the woman with dissociative identity disorder tell her psychologist? "Let me be Frank with you."
  4. Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study. His brother Frank was an absolute monster.
  5. Everyone always talks about what a genius Albert Einstein was. They never mention what a monster his brother Frank was.
  6. I like to be frank and earnest with women. In Brooklyn, I'm Frank and in Chicago I'm Ernest.
  7. Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study. On the other hand, His brother Frank was an absolute monster.
  8. I hope I never meet Frank Every time someone tries to be Frank with me they tell me something I don't want to hear. He must be pretty unpleasant.
  9. Last night I found out that my wife has conditional gender dysphoria. She said that she needed to be Frank with me.
  10. What is Pac-Man's favorite cooking utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok

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Frank One Liners

Which frank one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frank? I can suggest the ones about charlie and john.

  1. To be frank I'd have to get a new ID card.
  2. We all know Albert Einstein was a genius.. But his brother Frank was a monster.
  3. "I have a split personality." ...said Tom, being frank.
  4. To be Frank... I'd have to change my name
  5. Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer.
  6. "It's a boy! " Frank exclaimed. "It's a boy!" And he never visited Bangkok ever again.
  7. Hi I'm Bob I'll be frank with you,
    I have multiple personality disorder
  8. I'm always frank with my girlfriend But Dave to the wife and kids
  9. Guys, to be frank I would have to change my name.
  10. Carlos: Can I be frank with you? Me: Sure.
    Frank: Thanks.
  11. What do you call someone who microwaves hot dogs? Frank Zappa
  12. "I think I have split personalities", ......Said Steve, being frank.
  13. Few people knew about Albert Einstein's older brother Frank He was a total monster.
  14. Holocaust jokes arent funny anne frankly, I think they're tasteless.
  15. I normally don't like roleplaying... Just wanted to be frank with you.

Ann Frank Jokes

Here is a list of funny ann frank jokes and even better ann frank puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free.
  • I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!
    And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
  • I feel sorry for Anne Frank... First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
  • You're as useless as... Anne Frank's drumset
  • Holocaust jokes are... out of Mein Kamf-ort zone, Anne Frank-ly I find them offensive.
  • Why did Germany almost go bankrupt? Because the Holo-cost a lot of money. Anne Frankly, it wasn't worth it.
  • Holocaust jokes are not funny Anne frankly, im getting quite sick of them
  • What's brown and runs in the attic? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
  • Anne Frank, Michael Jackson, and Helen Keller walk into a bar... Just kidding they're all dead.
  • What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Anne Frank Jokes

Here is a list of funny anne frank jokes and even better anne frank puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Im going to open a Kosher Hotdog stand in my attic. It's called Anne's Franks.
  • What was the last cooking implement used by Anne Frank? A Dutch Oven
  • Guys.. Seriously Jew jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly They're childish and offensive
  • What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog? Anne Frank's
  • I want to start a kosher hotdog company And call it Anne Franks...
  • What smelled so bad it almost cost a young girl her life? Anne Frank's diarrhea.
  • Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time. Mr Frank - "Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming".
    Anne Frank - "I am too"
  • So I heard they're demolishing Hitlers house Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down.
  • Who's the best hide and go seek player Anne Frank
  • Did you hear about the chain of German restaurants opening up this year? They're going to be serving Sausages, Brats, Anne Franks.
Frank joke, Did you hear about the chain of German restaurants opening up this year?

Frank Sinatra Jokes

Here is a list of funny frank sinatra jokes and even better frank sinatra puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • To be is to do —Socrates. To do is to be —Jean-Paul Sartre. "Do be do be do —Frank Sinatra.
  • My doctor warned me that constantly singing frank sinatra songs was bad for my health, but I just wouldn't listen. And now, the end is near.
  • We're stuck on a quiz question - A Frank Sinatra song that starts with "When the weather outside is frightful" If anyone gets it.... let us know, let us know, let us know.
  • A friend of mine couldn't stop singing Frank Sinatra songs. Turns out he had Crooner virus.
  • My nephew was genetically engineered to be like both Frank Sinatra and Albert Einstein. He's a regular Frank Einstein.
  • Do/Be To do is to be. -Descartes
    To be is to do. -Voltaire
    Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
  • What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
    Old Moo Eyes.
  • Q: My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?
    A: Frankenstein.
  • If Frank Sinatra was black, what would he wear on his head? A dooby dooby doo rag
  • The judge asked the defendant.. Mrs. Nancy, are you being truthful?
    "Yes your honor, I am being a Frank Sinatra."

Frank Ocean Jokes

Here is a list of funny frank ocean jokes and even better frank ocean puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Went swimming at the beach the other day, and the water said to me 'I preferred your hair when it was blond'. It was a Frank Ocean.
  • I heard Frank Ocean had died today. I believe he drowned.
  • So Frank Oceans album didn't drop... s**... it up... Boys don't cry...

Filthy Frank Jokes

Here is a list of funny filthy frank jokes and even better filthy frank puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show? Chin-chin would leave.
Frank joke, What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about frank can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of frank puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughable Frank Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about frank you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean freeman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make frank prank.

I've never understood how the n**... couldn't find where Anne Frank was hiding

I've been to Amsterdam... There are sign pointing to her house everywhere.

Frank and Harry are at their golf club...

As Frank gets set to take his swing, a f**... procession goes by. He steps back, takes his hat off and holds it over his heart. Harry walks over, puts his hand on Frank's shoulder and says "That was a thoughtful thing to do". To which Frank replies "It was the least I could do, we were married for 30 years."

An old man doesn't feel well...

So he and his wife go to the doctors office. When they meet with the doctor he says "We need to do a full workup and run some tests. I'm going to need a u**... sample, a stool sample and a s**... sample". The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and says "eh?". His wife just rolls her eyes and says "Frank, just give him your underwear!"

I'm always Frank & Earnest With Women

In Chicago I'm Frank in New York I'm Earnest

A man with a wooden eye is at a dance..

During a slow dance, he can't find a partner to dance with him. He sees from the opposite side of the dance floor a girl with a large nose. Seeing that she is also without a dance partner, he makes his move.
He approaches her and is frank with her, asking "Would you dance with me?"
Filled with excitement, she yells "Would I?!"
Without missing a beat, the man retorts: "BIG NOSE BIG NOSE BIG NOSE!!!"

Frank's wife goes missing

Frank's wife goes missing and a week later he bumps into his friend Larry on the street. "Frank! How are you? You look a little worse for wear. Any news on your wife?"
"Hi Larry, I'm alright. They said I should be prepared for the worst."
"Oh god that's awful!" Larry sympathises.
"Yeah I know right. I had to buy all her stuff back from the thrift shop this afternoon."

An Elderly Couple

An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service at their retirement village.
About halfway through the service, Pauline took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote a note and handed it to Frank.
The note said:" I just let out a silent f**..., what do you think I should do?"
Frank scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

An Atheist was in the woods and a bear came after him,

He got so scared, he looked up to heaven and yelled "OH MY GOD! Help me!"
And a voice from Heaven came down and asked, "Does that mean you want to be a Christian?"
The Atheist thinks a little bit and says, "No, make the bear a Christian."
The bear, almost ready to attack, then a miracle happened. The bear's paws came together in prayer form, looked up to Heaven and said, "Bless this food which I'm about to eat."
-Frank De Lima

Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition

And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective.

A boy walks up to his grandpa..

and he says "Grandpa, what's it called when two people are in bed and one sleeps on top of the other?"
The grandpa decides to be frank and he says, "Well, it's called s**... i**...."
The boy runs back outside to play with the other kids. After a few minutes the boy runs back in the house and yells, "Grandpa! That's not called s**... i**.... it's called bunkbeds and Timmy's mom wants to talk to you!"

Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition...

...and discovered that he'd gravely misunderstood the objective.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

"It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Yesterday I found out my girlfriend of 5 years has conditional gemder dysphoria

She said she needed to be Frank with me

Dr. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition...

It seems he wildly misunderstood the rules.

Two whales walk into a bar

The first one goes to the barman and says:
"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOoOooOOoOoooooOOOOOOOoOOooooOoOoOOoOooOoOOoOOooooooooOOOOOOOoOOOoOOo"
The second one turns to the first and says, "shut up Frank, you're drunk."

New secretary

Frank and Harry have been business partners for many years. They had just employed a new secretary and Frank had taken her out.
"How was it?" inquired Harry.
"Fantastic! And i don't mind saying, that she's far better in the cot than my wife."
A couple of weeks later, Harry took the secretary out, and the following morning, he said, "You're right Frank, she is better than your wife!"

"Can I be frank with you?"

"Well okay, but only if I can be Darth Vader with you."

Premarital s**...

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on s**..., marriage, and values.
Dave said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"
Frank replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?

If we can get Al Franken to run for President, with the Green Party candidate as his running mate, my bumper sticker would be...

Franken Stein 2020

So, there are two men.

They know each other for years now. Frank, a brain surgeon from new york and Ahmad a former r**... from syria.
Both men want to build an house and decide to build their houses in the very same street, next to each other. They even ask the architect to just copy the first house!
And when the houses are built Ahmad says to Frank: "My house is worth more than yours."
"How can that be? We both live next to each other!"
"Yes"
"Our houses were built identically, with the same materials."
"True."
"So how can it be, Ahmad?"
"Very simple: I live next to a brain surgeon and you live next to a r**...!"

I'm always frank with my s**... partners.

I wouldn't want them to know my real name.

Three guys are on a motorcycle. The guy in the middle is a stutterer.

All of a sudden the stutterer says: "F-f-f-f-f-"
Driver: Faster?
Stutterer: F-f-f-f-f-f-f
Driver: "You want me to go faster?"
Stutterer: "F-f-f-f-f-f"
Driver: I can't go any faster.
Stutterer: F-f-f-f Frank f-f-f-f-fell off.

Why was Dr. Frankenstein upset?

He misunderstood the rules to the bodybuilding competition.

Two whales walk into a bar.

They approach the bartender and the first says "WAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOHHHHOOAAAAAUAUUUAUAAAAUAAUUUUAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU."
The second whale turns to him and says, "Frank, you're drunk."

Franks wife was going away...

She told him to put on a clean pair of socks everyday,
After 7 days he couldn't fit his shoes on.

Dr. Frankenstein went to a body-building competition...

There was a terrible misunderstanding.

Two l**... interested in each other are sitting at a bar...

The one says to the other: let me be frank.
The other interrupts, saying: no, let ME be Frank.

Frankenstein walks into a body building contest

He seriously misunderstood the point of it.

Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding contest

When he gets there, he realizes he seriously misunderstood the nature of the contest

Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition

and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective...

Where did Frankenstein go to get his tattoo done?

Monsters Ink

Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition.

However, upon arrival he realised he seriously misunderstood the objective.

Dr. Frankenstein is experimenting with a new monster made with a cheese body.

It's Frankenstein's Muenster.

Two whales are swimming along in the ocean...

When one whale spots a fishing boat. So he says to the other whale "Hey, that is the boat that harpooned Frank, we should get back at them"
The other whale says "Oh yeah? What should we do?"
"I say we both go under their boat, and blow our blowholes as hard as we can, that will knock over their boat!" And so both whales went under the boat, and with a powerful blast they were able to capsize the boat and send all the sailors into the water.
The first whale then says "Now that they are all in the water, I say we eat them!"
And the second whale replies "Woah, woah, woah. I was all for the b**... but I won't s**... any s**...".

You all know Albert Einstein, but did you know he had a brother

Named Frank.

A w**... is talking to his girlfriend...

She says, "Why is it that when we're around my friends you say you're a sausage, and around your friends you act like a hot dog?"
He replies, "Well, I'll have to be frank with you."

A robber enters an old couple's home in the middle of the night...

As he is grabbing things, the couple wake up and confront him. The robber has a gun and says he would have left quietly but now he is gonna have to kill them.
"But before I do that," says the robber, "I want to know your names. What's your name, woman?"
"Linda," the wife replies meekly.
"Well, that's my mother's name. I can't kill you." Then he turns to the husband and says, "And what's your name?"
"Frank, but everybody in town calls me Linda."

Frank farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out.

He goes and sits outside the class and can't stop laughing. The principle walks by and sees him. He asks, Frank, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?"
I f**... in class and the teacher threw me out. The principle asks him again, Well then, why are you laughing?
Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my f**... while I'm outside in the fresh air."

A grasshopper goes in a bar..

A grasshopper goes in a bar and the bartender says, Hey, we have a drink named after you!
The grasshopper looks up with confusion and replies, Why would you have a drink named Frank?

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius

but his brother, Frank, was a monster creating doctor.

911: what's your emergency?

**pig:** a wolf just blew my house down!
**911:** HOLY s**...—
**pig:** I know right?
**911 [covering phone]:** Frank, theres a talking pig on the other line

Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.

His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

It's the second day on Noah's Ark and all the animals are meeting up with their counterparts.

The unicorns find each other, and the first unicorn introduces himself, saying "Hi, my name's Frank." The second unicorn says "Hi Frank, I'm j**...!" The unicorns in unison say "Oh s**......"

Two whales are in a bar.

Whale one: OOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOO
Whale two: Go home Frank. You're drunk.

What do you call a man who tells it how it is?...

...Frank.

Dr. Frankenstein

Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition and discovered he had seriously misunderstood the objective.

Every time Frank went to his friend's house, he found his friend's grandmother deeply engrossed in her Bible.

Why does your grandmother reads the Bible so much? Frank asked his friend.
*"She's cramming for her finals. *

To be quite frank,

My first name would have to be Quite, and my last name would have to be Frank.

Dumb joke

I like this joke because it's dumb and it makes me smile and is fun.
So a whale walks up to a bartender and says
WOoooOOOoooWOooooOOOOWooooWOOOOOooo
And another whale walks up and says,
"Come on Frank, let's go home, you're drunk."
It's much better if you tell it to someone while making the whale noises obviously. I think it's funny though.

How does Dr. Frankenstein keep track of his body parts?

He uses an o**...-izer.

Frank says to John: 'I never slept with my wife until we got married. What about you?'

John: 'I'm not sure. What's her maiden name?'

Frank Sinatra was dining out one night when a high school lad came up to his table.

Mr. Sinatra," said the teen-age boy, my name is Bernie Rosenberg. Would you please do me a favor?
What kind of favor? Sinatra asked.
"Well, I'm here with my girl and I want to make a good impression on her. I certainly would appreciate it if you would drop by my table and say 'Hi, Bernie!'
OK, kid, I'll try, said the singer, smiling.
A little later he dropped by the boy's table, and said, Hi, Bernie!
The boy looked up at him and snapped, Don't bother me now, Frankie. Can't you see I'm busy?

How does Frankenstein celebrate when he scores in soccer?

GHHOOOUUUUULLLL!!

I decided I'm going to dress up as a hotdog with a beer mug for Halloween this year.

You know, Frank and Stein.

Frank joke, I decided I'm going to dress up as a hotdog with a beer mug for Halloween this year.

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