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Tomato is on life support.
*Sir Francis Bacon walks in*
"He's not gonna make it, is he?"
Doc: "He's basically a vegetable. Bacon, let us end tomato."
Francis says, "sorry, but I spoke to Jesus last night and he said he'd do all he can to help Argentina win." Benedict says, "that's too bad, I spoke to Satan and he said he'd do everything he can to help Germany win." The game starts, and Francis says, "is that referee Italian?" Benedict says, "Yep. Hail Satan."
Oui.
Courtesy of Stewart Francis.
St Francis of a CCTV.
"There's homosexual sex, for people who have sex at home, bisexual, for people who buy sex, and there's trisexualβthat's me, I'll try anything!"
Credit to Francis, the 80-year-old, flamboyantly hilarious artist I met on the train yesterday morning.
Someone called him Assisi.
Well she's not really my girlfriend, more of a wife.
-Stuart Francis
... and she says : "Watch, Francis! With a wave of my hand, I can make every loyal subject go completely hysterical!" So she waves at the crowd and every loyal subject goes completely apeshit. So Francis tells her : "Well, Elizabeth, with a wave of my hand, I can give every Scotsman and Irishman eternal joy!" And she replies : "I'd like to see that!" .... So he slaps her.
He wouldn't have been crying. He would have burst into flames.
The engine in his Fiat was a Volkswagen diesel.
Sister Mary says to Sister Francis, "I've never came this way before!"
And Sister Francis says "It must be the cobble stone street!"
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Technically, I'm second to nun.
Which raised a few eyebrows.
(Credits: Stewart Francis. Look him up, this guy is hilarious)
He's a popesicle now
They call it pope pourri
(I really am sorry)
When he found her naked, he asked why.
"Well, because I don't have any dresses to wear!"
"Sure you do," Jake replied, opening her closet. "Here's a blue one, a red one, a green one- oh, hi Francis- a yellow one..."
I guess he really is a roamin' Catholic.
Reports are emerging from the vatican that the current pope will be recommended for sainthood due to his compassion for his fellow man. When asked about the holy father's reaction, a vatican official said, 'In keeping with modern times, the pontiff would like to be the patron saint of email, St.Francis of a cc'
"Sorry Bill."
Born: December 17, "Your ideas are abstract and don't always make reasonable sense."
What a Sagittarius thing to say...
Father Francis of Bradford was unhappy that the church attendance had steadily declined in the past few years but the mosque across the street was jampacked every Friday.
So he invited the imam for a cup of tea and then finally brought up the topic
Imam :So tell me,what happens if a man visits church every Sunday and follows the word of Jesus
Father: He will go to heaven after he dies
Imam: What will he get there?
Father: He will forever be in the company of Father,Jesus,Holy Spirit,Virgin Mary...
Imam: Thats the problem, Only One Virgin...
Because he was her only Pope.
I shall miss reading his jokes on here...
Some may even agree he's a Catholic.
Written by Francis Scott Off-Key
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
... and I won't take no for an answer.
(Stewart Francis)
He titled it, "I, Papi"
I should never have given my email address to St Francis of a CC
St. Francis of a CC
St. Francis of a CC
Francis Got Keystered.
Do you know about Cardinal Cicola? He is Pope Francis' right hand man. If one day, something happens to Pope Francis, Cardinal Cicola will become the new Pope.
His name will become Pope Cicola
He was a deep friar.
It was the first known casual tea of
War.
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