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33 franchise jokes and hilarious franchise puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about franchise that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Franchise Short Jokes

Short franchise jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The franchise humour may include short dealership jokes also.

  1. Stop calling it the zelda Franchise - It's called the Zelda Chain. Because there's so many Links
  2. I never really liked Nearly Headless Nick in the harry potter franchise. He was a poorly executed character.
  3. Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material.
  4. What will the 10th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise be called? Fast10
    Your seat belts
  5. Did you hear Pedro Pascal hurt his back during The Mandalorian? It was from carrying the Star Wars franchise
  6. I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction
  7. Daniel Craig was explaining why his character had grey hair for the first time ever in the franchise. No Time To Dye
  8. Which franchise has the most anticipated final installment for their trilogy? Christianity, the return of Christ, coming to cinemas near you whenever god feels like it
  9. The Olive Garden should sponsor The Fast and Furious franchise. Because when you are there, you are Family.
  10. I work a desk job in an AT&T franchise building I can never get any work done because the internet keeps going down...

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Franchise One Liners

Which franchise one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with franchise? I can suggest the ones about monopoly and licence.

  1. Dont call it the Zelda franchise Call it the Zelda chain because it has so many Links
  2. What movie franchise has the worst spoilers? The Fast and the Furious.
  3. Guess which film franchise reboot would score millions now? The Mask.
  4. If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? OV O's!
  5. Roy Moore has quit the Alabama senate race. He's opening a Comet Ping-Pong franchise.
  6. Why did a chicken franchise run out of business? Because they were being racist.
  7. So French.. Franchise is pronounced as Francheese right? HUEHUEHUE
  8. What was the status of the Metal Gear franchise once Kojima left? Death... Stranded.
  9. What do the strippers in the Fast And the Furious franchise tell each other? Ride or die
  10. The twin towers is the best LOTR movie in the franchise
  11. What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs? s**... banks.

Franchise joke, What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Ridiculous Franchise Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about franchise you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brand name jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make franchise pranks.

What did Buzz say to w**...?

A lot, I mean there were three movies and a couple short films in that franchise.

(not mine) I hate the Harry Potter franchise, it's too unrealistic.

I mean I'm not saying magic is impossible, everyone on my estate fights with sticks, there may even be the odd unicorn about, but who, has ever seen a ginger kid with two mates ?

How the First Scene of Star Wars Ep 9 Will Save the Franchise

"Jar Jar Binks Wakes up from a Dream..."

IF Caitlyn Jenner wanted to be a movie franchise.....

She would be in the Transformers franchise

I want to own a basketball franchise in Miami and I want to name the team humidy...

Then when someone asks if its the heat I can go "its not the heat, its the humidity."

My local supermarket is selling Star Wars-themed cereal...

They really are trying to milk the franchise for all its worth.

Franchise joke, My local supermarket is selling Star Wars-themed cereal...