The Best 4 Francais Jokes

Following is our collection of Francais jokes which are very funny. There are some francais stare jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these francais une puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Francais Jokes and Puns

Joke I heard while in Hungary

Two cops are standing by the street side in New York City. A foreigner approaches them looking slightly panicked.

"Parlez vous Francais?" He asks them. The cops, not knowing a word of French merely shrug their shoulders at the man.

Frustrated, he asks them, "Ustedes hablan español?" Again, the cops merely shrug.

The foreigner continues with the same result with Dutch, Russian, and German. Eventually, he leaves, knowing that there's no hope for him to communicate with the officers.

"I keep telling you we should learn more languages!" says one cop to the other.

"Why?" he responds. "That man knows five, and it didn't get him anywhere."

Bob and Jim in Paris

Two Americans, Bob and Jim, are on vacation in Paris. They're walking down the street, when a car pulls up, slamming on the brakes. The driver leans out.

"Parlez vous Francais?"

Bob looks at Jim and shrugs.

"Habla Español?"

The two men just stare.

"Parli Italiano?"

No answer. The man throws his hands up and then drives away.

They walk on a bit farther, and then Bob says to Jim, "You know, we should learn another language."

"Why?" Jim asks. "That guy knew three languages and it didn't do him any good!"


A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.

Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen? he asks. The two Americans just stare at him.

Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais? he tries. The two continue to stare. Parlare Italiano? No response.

Hablan ustedes Espanol? Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.

The first American turns to the second and says,
Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language.

Why? says the other. That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good.

A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen where 2 Englishmen are waiting

Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says.The two Englishmen just stare at him."Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" The two continue to stare."Parlare Italiano?" No response."Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.The first Englishman turns to the second and says, "Maybe we should learn a foreign language....""Why?" says the other, "That bloke knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the francais french jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working francais window piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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