Following is our collection of funny Franc jokes. There are some franc currency jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these franc paracetamol puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Because the germans like to march in the shade.
Sometimes we had to raise one arm, sometimes both.
"Oh, really?"
"No, De Gaulle."
They would be disenfrance-ised.
*Hitler was being Vichy.*
[Just thought of this earlier in the shower...
Had gas ever since.]
That's not nice.
Neither.
France Surrenders, and Italy Changes Sides.
Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
France surrenders
Italy changes sides
Both lose
France surrenders and Italy switches sides. Both countries lose.
Spancophone!!
Literally made this up while drunk today. Let me know if it's funny.
You can explore franc francis reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean franc france dad jokes. There are also franc puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Water follows the path of least resistance.
None of them, France would surrender and Italy would switch sides.
The Germans preferred to march in the shade.
I shall miss reading his jokes on here...
"Yes, I am."
"Prove it. Say something in Arabic."
I bought uncomfortable hiking shoes in France, they were Toulouse
....for the world ruler twanging on the edge of the desk competition.
...In the Dordogne
No merci
Cuz MaDAMN
They had no use for one with one one hand up.
I swear half the guys there are Jacques
Because the French had no use for a statue with only one hand in the air.
They won something in Russia.
"Let me be Frank", she keeps saying.
Well that was somewhat true for princess Diana
Unattractive.
The can only raise white flags
and I had nothing Toulouse
They both burst into flames when coming in contact with anything.
No one. France surrenders and Italy changes sides
It didn't work
Belgium
I guess you could say im living in pain
On an unrelated note, there's recently been an increase in the sales of spades.
They are called "American tourists".
He was a deep friar.
Christianity, the return of Christ, coming to cinemas near you whenever god feels like it
Because FAUKUS wouldn't sound right to scare China.
Because one egg is enough
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the franc sir jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working franc franco piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.