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Short franc jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The franc humour may include short frank jokes also.
- TIL of a reality show where the goal is to do as much drugs as possible without dying or getting caught. It's called the Tour de France.
- A German was going to a trip in France... He reached passport control and the officer asked:
"Name?"
"Hans Kleiner"
"Age?"
"31"
"Occupation?"
"No no, just visiting" - A German tourist comes to France ...a border control asks him
"Occupation?"
German: No just visiting. - If France and Italy go to war, who would win? None of them, France would surrender and Italy would switch sides.
- They currently think the person who ruined the Tour de France might have been German. Well, she did try to take down a whole race...
- France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other France surrenders
Italy changes sides
Both lose - TIL France got a different version of The Force Awakens than the rest of the world. While the international version ends with Rey and Luke, the French version ends with fin.
- In France, do you know why they only eat one egg at breakfast time? Because one egg is enough
- Why did France give the Statue of Liberty to the USA? Because the French had no use for a statue with only one hand in the air.
- I bought the new Call of Duty wwii in France. But for some reason, I can only be a spectator.
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Which franc one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with franc? I can suggest the ones about french and bad french.
- What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European.
- Why does France have so many river? Water follows the path of least resistance.
- French fries weren't cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
- What do they call the hunger games in France? Battle Royale with Cheese.
- Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg? Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
- Who won the first Tour De France? The 2nd Panzer Division.
- I went to a place in France last week It was nice.
- What happened when I jumped off a famous building in France? Eiffel
- I couldn't make it to the top of the tower in France. I fell.
- What do they do with the bikes at the end of the Tour de France? They recycle them.
- I tripped in France Eiffel over
- Who won the Tour de France in 1940? The Sixth German Panzer Division.
- I once went to an all you can eat bakery in France. It was a painful experience.
- Where is the best place to 69 in France? Nice.
- Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? Da Brie is everywhere
Uproarious Franc Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about franc you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean french people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make franc pranks.
France just did something that they couldn't do for a long time
They won something in Russia.
Why was France not allowed to join AUKUS?
Because FAUKUS wouldn't sound right to scare China.
I went to France.
I visited Paris and Marseille. Not Nice.
They say when you go to France that you never truly come back
Well that was somewhat true for princess Diana
How is France like francium?
They both burst into flames when coming in contact with anything.
St. Francis worked at Krispy Kreme
He was a deep friar.
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I think Francesca wants a s**... change.
"Let me be Frank", she keeps saying.
Which franchise has the most anticipated final installment for their trilogy?
Christianity, the return of Christ, coming to cinemas near you whenever god feels like it
France and Italy declare war...
France surrenders and Italy switches sides. Both countries lose.
I went to France
and I had nothing Toulouse
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In France it's legal to marry someone dead.
On an unrelated note, there's recently been an increase in the sales of s**....
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Why isn't anyone in France suspicious?
The can only raise white flags
I went to Franco-German gymnastics the other day.
Sometimes we had to raise one arm, sometimes both.
I'm like Francium
Unattractive.
Are you from France?
Cuz MaDAMN
When I'm in France I don't say thank you to anyone
No merci
France
I bought uncomfortable hiking shoes in France, they were Toulouse
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say im living in pain
What did France say to Turkey?
That's not nice.
France banned jobs in order to cut down on traffic
It didn't work
Off to France tomorrow
....for the world ruler twanging on the edge of the desk competition.
...In the Dordogne
"Are you really from France?"
"Yes, I am."
"Prove it. Say something in Arabic."
Francisco Nunez Olivera, the world's oldest man, died at his home in Spain – a month after celebrating his 113th birthday last Monday night...
I shall miss reading his jokes on here...
If Francophone is French speaking, what is Spanish speaking?
Spancophone!!
Literally made this up while drunk today. Let me know if it's funny.
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Why did France really surrender to Germany?
*h**... was being Vichy.*
[Just thought of this earlier in the shower...
Had gas ever since.]
"I'm going to France next summer."
"Oh, really?"
"No, De Gaulle."
Why does France have so many allées ?
Because the germans like to march in the shade.
If France leaves the EU....
They would be disenfrance-ised.
Why does France have lots of track athletes?
Because they are good runners.
Who never says 'Thank you' in France?
Ming the Merciless
