The Best 40 Franc Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Franc jokes. There are some franc currency jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these franc paracetamol puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Franc Jokes and Puns

Why does France have so many allées ?

Because the germans like to march in the shade.

I went to Franco-German gymnastics the other day.

Sometimes we had to raise one arm, sometimes both.

"I'm going to France next summer."

"Oh, really?"

"No, De Gaulle."

Franc joke, "I'm going to France next summer."

If France leaves the EU....

They would be disenfrance-ised.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

*Hitler was being Vichy.*

[Just thought of this earlier in the shower...
Had gas ever since.]

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

France and Italy Go to War. Who Wins?


France Surrenders, and Italy Changes Sides.

Franc joke, France and Italy Go to War. Who Wins?

France and Italy are in a battle against each other. Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other

France surrenders

Italy changes sides

Both lose

France and Italy declare war...

France surrenders and Italy switches sides. Both countries lose.

If Francophone is French speaking, what is Spanish speaking?


Literally made this up while drunk today. Let me know if it's funny.

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Why does France have so many rivers?

Water follows the path of least resistance.

If France and Italy go to war, who would win?

None of them, France would surrender and Italy would switch sides.

Why does France have so many trees?

The Germans preferred to march in the shade.

Francisco Nunez Olivera, the world's oldest man, died at his home in Spain – a month after celebrating his 113th birthday last Monday night...

I shall miss reading his jokes on here...

"Are you really from France?"

"Yes, I am."

"Prove it. Say something in Arabic."

Franc joke, "Are you really from France?"


I bought uncomfortable hiking shoes in France, they were Toulouse

Off to France tomorrow

....for the world ruler twanging on the edge of the desk competition.

...In the Dordogne

When I'm in France I don't say thank you to anyone

No merci

Are you from France?


Why did France give the Statue of Liberty to the United States?

They had no use for one with one one hand up.

You would think that France would be the most athletic country on Earth...

I swear half the guys there are Jacques

Why did France give the Statue of Liberty to the USA?

Because the French had no use for a statue with only one hand in the air.

France just did something that they couldn't do for a long time

They won something in Russia.

I think Francesca wants a sex change.

"Let me be Frank", she keeps saying.

They say when you go to France that you never truly come back

Well that was somewhat true for princess Diana

I'm like Francium


Why isn't anyone in France suspicious?

The can only raise white flags

I went to France

and I had nothing Toulouse

How is France like francium?

They both burst into flames when coming in contact with anything.

France and Italy are at war. Who wins?

No one. France surrenders and Italy changes sides

France banned jobs in order to cut down on traffic

It didn't work

France and Germany are at war again, who loses?


So I went to France and bought a house made of bread

I guess you could say im living in pain

In France it's legal to marry someone dead.

On an unrelated note, there's recently been an increase in the sales of spades.

In France, we have Karens too

They are called "American tourists".

St. Francis worked at Krispy Kreme

He was a deep friar.

Which franchise has the most anticipated final installment for their trilogy?

Christianity, the return of Christ, coming to cinemas near you whenever god feels like it

Why was France not allowed to join AUKUS?

Because FAUKUS wouldn't sound right to scare China.

In France, do you know why they only eat one egg at breakfast time?

Because one egg is enough

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the franc sir jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working franc franco piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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