The Best 67 Fran Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fran jokes. There are some fran joan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Fran Jokes and Puns

Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor ae his assistant?

He had a hunch about him

Frank and Harry are at their golf club...

As Frank gets set to take his swing, a funeral procession goes by. He steps back, takes his hat off and holds it over his heart. Harry walks over, puts his hand on Frank's shoulder and says "That was a thoughtful thing to do". To which Frank replies "It was the least I could do, we were married for 30 years."

Is this where Frank lives ?

A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street.It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the houseflung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet.

"Is this where Frank lives?" one of the drunks asked.

"Yes, it is," the woman replied.

"Well then," said the drunk, "Could you come and pick him out so therest of us can go home?"

Fran joke, Is this where Frank lives ?

I'm always Frank & Earnest With Women

In Chicago I'm Frank in New York I'm Earnest

Can we Frankenstein Monster a joke?

i propose we see who can come up with the best joke. we submit a part, someone else adds to it. maybe 3 parts? maybe not? let's see who can come up with the funniest crowd sourced joke.

Dr. Frankenstein:

The original body-builder!

I went to Franco-German gymnastics the other day.

Sometimes we had to raise one arm, sometimes both.

Fran joke, I went to Franco-German gymnastics the other day.

What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal

I like to be frank and earnest with women.

In Brooklyn, I'm Frank and in Chicago I'm Ernest.

Girlfriend and I are visiting San Fran to finally see the Golden Gate in person. "What are we going to do when we see it?" she asks.

"We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition

And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective.

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What did Franz Ferdinand say when his driver made a wrong turn?


Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition...

...and discovered that he'd gravely misunderstood the objective.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

"It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Dr. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition...

It seems he wildly misunderstood the rules.

France and Italy are in a battle against each other. Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Fran joke, France and Italy are in a battle against each other. Who wins?

France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other

France surrenders

Italy changes sides

Both lose

France and Italy declare war...

France surrenders and Italy switches sides. Both countries lose.

To be Frank...

I'd have to change my name

Frank the Human Cannonball retired yesterday and has yet to be replaced...

The circus owner said, "It's hard to find another man of that caliber."

To be frank

I'd have to get a new ID card.

I'm always frank with my girlfriend

But Dave to the wife and kids

I'm Always Frank to Any New Woman I Meet

Because I wouldn't want them knowing my real name, of course.

"Can I be frank with you?"

"Well okay, but only if I can be Darth Vader with you."

Why does France have so many rivers?

Water follows the path of least resistance.

If France and Italy go to war, who would win?

None of them, France would surrender and Italy would switch sides.

If we can get Al Franken to run for President, with the Green Party candidate as his running mate, my bumper sticker would be...

Franken Stein 2020

I'm always frank with my sexual partners.

I wouldn't want them to know my real name.

Why was Dr. Frankenstein upset?

He misunderstood the rules to the bodybuilding competition.

Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding contest...

Only to discover he had seriously misunderstood the competition.

They were monsters.

Frank goes both ways

He likes men and boys

Why is Dr. Frankenstein so popular?

He's always making new friends.

Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition

He quickly realizes he misunderstood the objective

I saw Frankenstein walk into a body-building competition

He took the name of the competition way too seriously!

I once tried to Frankenstein a small dog with a cow

It was a terrier bull idea.

When I'm in France I don't say thank you to anyone

No merci

Franks wife was going away...

She told him to put on a clean pair of socks everyday,

After 7 days he couldn't fit his shoes on.

Are you from France?


Why did France give the Statue of Liberty to the United States?

They had no use for one with one one hand up.

You would think that France would be the most athletic country on Earth...

I swear half the guys there are Jacques

Why did France give the Statue of Liberty to the USA?

Because the French had no use for a statue with only one hand in the air.

France just did something that they couldn't do for a long time

They won something in Russia.

Dr. Frankenstein went to a body-building competition...

There was a terrible misunderstanding.

Frankenstein walks into a body building contest

He seriously misunderstood the point of it.

Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding contest

When he gets there, he realizes he seriously misunderstood the nature of the contest

I'd be frank to you...

But I'm really Jim.

I think Francesca wants a sex change.

"Let me be Frank", she keeps saying.

They say when you go to France that you never truly come back

Well that was somewhat true for princess Diana

Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition

and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective...

Where did Frankenstein go to get his tattoo done?

Monsters Ink

Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition.

However, upon arrival he realised he seriously misunderstood the objective.

Why isn't anyone in France suspicious?

The can only raise white flags

I went to France

and I had nothing Toulouse

How is France like francium?

They both burst into flames when coming in contact with anything.

France and Italy are at war. Who wins?

No one. France surrenders and Italy changes sides

Dr. Frankenstein is experimenting with a new monster made with a cheese body.

It's Frankenstein's Muenster.

Why didn't Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?

Because he just didn't have the guts to do it again.

France and Germany are at war again, who loses?


In France it's legal to marry someone dead.

On an unrelated note, there's recently been an increase in the sales of spades.

In France, we have Karens too

They are called "American tourists".

What did Frankenstein say the first time he got hard?

its alive!!

St. Francis worked at Krispy Kreme

He was a deep friar.

Frank farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out.

He goes and sits outside the class and can't stop laughing. The principle walks by and sees him. He asks, Frank, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?"

I farted in class and the teacher threw me out. The principle asks him again, Well then, why are you laughing?

Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I'm outside in the fresh air."

A Wreath of Franklins joke

Airwreatha or more like Wreath Witherspoon !

Deep respect to Aretha Franklin !

Dr. Frankenstein

Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition and discovered he had seriously misunderstood the objective.

My name is Frank Ulman; my friends call me F.U.

I guess that makes me F.U. the first; so if I have a son, he will be F.U.2

Which franchise has the most anticipated final installment for their trilogy?

Christianity, the return of Christ, coming to cinemas near you whenever god feels like it

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