Fran Jokes
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Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor ae his assistant?
He had a hunch about him
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Frank and Harry are at their golf club...
As Frank gets set to take his swing, a f**... procession goes by. He steps back, takes his hat off and holds it over his heart. Harry walks over, puts his hand on Frank's shoulder and says "That was a thoughtful thing to do". To which Frank replies "It was the least I could do, we were married for 30 years."
Is this where Frank lives ?
A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street.It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the houseflung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet.
"Is this where Frank lives?" one of the drunks asked.
"Yes, it is," the woman replied.
"Well then," said the drunk, "Could you come and pick him out so therest of us can go home?"
Why does France have so many allées ?
Because the germans like to march in the shade.
Frank and Ben are talking…
Frank: "Hey, Ben, can you keep a secret?"
Ben: "Of course! I'm great at keeping secrets!"
Frank: "Great! So, I—"
Ben: "Why, I used to wet the bed until I was twelve, but I never told anyone!"
Can we Frankenstein Monster a joke?
i propose we see who can come up with the best joke. we submit a part, someone else adds to it. maybe 3 parts? maybe not? let's see who can come up with the funniest crowd sourced joke.
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Nan 'n' Fran
**Nan:** What part of a fish weighs the most?
**Fran:** Its scales.
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*^From ^the ^epic ^fantasy ^adventure ^novel: ^101 ^Silly ^Summertime ^Jokes*
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What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?
[](/dumbfabric)"You don't have the *Gaul* to do it!"
It was Frank and Diane's 10th wedding anniversary...
...and Diane told Frank that if there wasn't something sitting in the driveway that goes from 0-60 in 3 seconds when she got home from work, she would file for divorce. When Diane arrived home from work, she saw a box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she got out of her car and opened it only to find a scale. Frank has been missing since Friday.
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Frankly I find fassion shows to be haughty couture
Dr. Frankenstein:
The original body-builder!
I went to Franco-German gymnastics the other day.
Sometimes we had to raise one arm, sometimes both.
What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?
Deal or New Deal
I like to be frank and earnest with women.
In Brooklyn, I'm Frank and in Chicago I'm Ernest.
"I'm going to France next summer."
"Oh, really?"
"No, De Gaulle."
You know, I frankly don't find Isaac Newton's work all that original.
I mean, half of his works were all derivatives anyway.
If France leaves the EU....
They would be disenfrance-ised.
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Why did France really surrender to Germany?
*h**... was being Vichy.*
[Just thought of this earlier in the shower...
Had gas ever since.]
What did France say to Turkey?
That's not nice.
Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition
And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective.
What did Franz Ferdinand say when his driver made a wrong turn?
Shoot...
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?
"It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"
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Fran One Liners
Which fran one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fran? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What's the United States favorite brand of shortening? San Fran Crisco
