Framed Jokes
63 framed jokes and hilarious framed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about framed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Framed Short Jokes
Short framed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The framed humour may include short picture frame jokes also.
- Photographers are so violent. They'll frame you, shoot you, blow you up and then hang you.
- I just got a wooden motorcycle. It has a wooden frame, wooden handle bars, wooden wheels, and a wooden seat. Guess what? It wooden start.
- I went up to this girl and asked if she could take a picture of me, and she said yes. So I handed her a framed portrait of me and walked away.
- What do you say to a painting that has been falsely accused of being a fake? You've been framed.
- A man made a motorcycle completely out of wood It had a wooden engine, a wooden frame, wooden tires, wooden gas tank, everything was wood.
But did he ride it?
No, wooden start.... - I've got a framed photo of the mother-in-law on my drinks cabinet. It keeps the kids from it.
And when she starts to look good I know it's time to stop drinking. - Being a picture is like being a gay man in middle east First you're framed then you're hanged almost immediately
- Why was the artist in jail? Apparently he was framed.
- After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
- Photographers are violent people. First they frame you, then they shoot you, and then they hang you on a wall.
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Framed One Liners
Which framed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with framed? I can suggest the ones about captured and surrounded.
- Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum? Too many frames.
- A bar walks into Albert Einstein. Oops, wrong frame of reference.
- Why can't you trust an artist? Cuz they're sketchy, shady, and they'll frame you
- Why did the console player faint at the museum? Because there were so many frames!
- Mona Lisa was sentenced to life imprisonment. She assured me she was framed.
- Why did Mona Lisa go to jail? She was framed.
- Whats the best way to hang yourself? In a picture frame
- A bar walks into physicist.. Sorry wrong frame of reference.
- Why did the console gamer die in the art gallary? There was too many frames.
- What do you call a wrongly accused art thief? Framed
- Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
- The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today But it wasn't her fault, she was framed.
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
- Q: Why did the painting go to jail?
A: It was framed. - Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed!
Framed Roger Jokes
Here is a list of funny framed roger jokes and even better framed roger puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up. Who framed Roger Rabbit?
- I framed Roger Rabbit today It looks nice on my wall.
- TIL during the shooting of "Who framed Roger Rabbit?", Porky Pig was accused of s**... harassing Tinkerbell On contacting Porky Pig, he replied "Th- Th- Th- That's all Hoax!"
Framed Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about framed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean filmed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make framed pranks.
A guy gets framed for m**...
Lawyer : my client is trapped inside a coin
Judge : what?
Lawyer : he's in a cent
Judge : your going to jail with him
Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?
It was framed.
Wake-up Call
After a long night of making love, this guy rolls over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man holding a shotgun on the nightstand. Naturally, he began to worry.
Is this your husband? he asked nervously.
No, silly, she said while nibbling away at his ear.
Well, who IS he then? demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, That's me . . . before the surgery
Someone accused the Mona Lisa of killing a man.
But I think she's been framed
Did you hear about the photo getting falsely accused in court?
Poor guy, he was just framed...
A painting was arrested...
It cried out "I've been framed! Don't hang me!"
What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?
I've been framed.
A group of crows framed my friend, ultimately leading to his death
I swear I'll find the m**... who criminalized him!
Did you hear the one about the guy accused of robbing the art museum?
I heard he got framed
Why did the photographer got killed?
Because he was framed!
Why do portraits hate the judicial system?
They always get framed
What did the photograph tell the police?
"I've been framed!"
Why was the artist afraid he might go to jail?
Because he'd been framed!
The house from UP was arrested for being high and kidnapping a child.
in its defense, the house said "I was framed!"
Yesterday I had a picture framed
Now is doing time upstate for armed robbery.
Why did the Mona Lisa commit m**...?
She never did, she was just framed!
It's sad to see so many pictures end up in jail.
Most have been framed.
Why was the painting arrested?
Because it was framed.
Did 'ja hear the one about the criminal painter?
he was framed
Did you hear about the self-portrait scandal?
Turns out, he was framed.
A house was charged with m**......
Personally I think it was framed.
Why was the picture sent to prison?
It was framed.
Last week I got a picture framed
Now it's doing 10 years for armed robbery but swears that it's innocent
Why was a group of lemurs framed for organized crime within seconds?
They were a conspiracy.
Did you hear about the picture that hung itself?
I don't believe them... It was clearly framed
My uncle just saw his wanted picture at the courthouse and was p**...
Because he was framed
How do you know a painting's innocent?
Cause it was framed.
Why was the picture arrested..??
Because it was framed
Why was the portrait taken to jail?
Because it was framed!
Getting spiritual at the bar
A guy walks into a bar and notices a framed picture of a cat hanging behind the bar. "What happened to the picture of Buddha you used to have hanging back there?" he asks the bartender. The bartender replies, "That was Zen, this is Meow."
