Framed Jokes
62 framed jokes and hilarious framed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about framed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Framed Short Jokes
Short framed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The framed humour may include short picture frame jokes also.
- I just got a wooden motorcycle. It has a wooden frame, wooden handle bars, wooden wheels, and a wooden seat. Guess what? It wooden start.
- I went up to this girl and asked if she could take a picture of me, and she said yes. So I handed her a framed portrait of me and walked away.
- What do you say to a painting that has been falsely accused of being a fake? You've been framed.
- I've got a framed photo of the mother-in-law on my drinks cabinet. It keeps the kids from it.
And when she starts to look good I know it's time to stop drinking. - After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
- Last week I got a picture framed Now it's doing 10 years for armed robbery but swears that it's innocent
- My uncle took 4 pictures to to the hobby store to get frames made for them, but got mad when they took an hour to get them finished. "Everybody gets 15 minutes a frame," the employee retorted.
- Did you hear about the picture that hung itself? I don't believe them... It was clearly framed
- I've hung pictures of my old graphics cards on the wall, it didn't cost much I got low frame rates
- How do you know a painting's innocent? Cause it was framed.
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Framed One Liners
Which framed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with framed? I can suggest the ones about frayed and drawn.
- Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum? Too many frames.
- A bar walks into Albert Einstein. Oops, wrong frame of reference.
- Why can't you trust an artist? Cuz they're sketchy, shady, and they'll frame you
- Why did the console player faint at the museum? Because there were so many frames!
- Mona Lisa was sentenced to life imprisonment. She assured me she was framed.
- Why did Mona Lisa go to jail? She was framed.
- Why did the console gamer die in the art gallary? There was too many frames.
- What do you call a wrongly accused art thief? Framed
- Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
- Why was the artist in jail? Apparently he was framed.
- What was the painting's final words? "First they frame me, then they hang me."
- Did 'ja hear the one about the criminal painter? he was framed
- It's sad to see so many pictures end up in jail. Most have been framed.
- Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial? It was framed.
- Did you hear about the self-portrait scandal? Turns out, he was framed.
Framed Roger Jokes
Here is a list of funny framed roger jokes and even better framed roger puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up. Who framed Roger Rabbit?
- I framed Roger Rabbit today It looks nice on my wall.
Framed Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about framed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mirror picture jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make framed pranks.
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A guy gets framed for m**...
Lawyer : my client is trapped inside a coin
Judge : what?
Lawyer : he's in a cent
Judge : your going to jail with him
Wake-up Call
After a long night of making love, this guy rolls over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man holding a shotgun on the nightstand. Naturally, he began to worry.
Is this your husband? he asked nervously.
No, silly, she said while nibbling away at his ear.
Well, who IS he then? demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, That's me . . . before the surgery
The painting did not do it.
It was framed.
Hear about that guy who was so desperate for accolades that he framed his parking citation?
10 blondes walk into a bar...
they say to the bartender, "We'll have the most expensive bottle of champagne you have! We're celebrating."
They sit down and crack open the bottle and raise their glasses and they all say "23" and drink.
The bartender is curious and goes to their table and asks, "What are you celebrating?"
They point to a framed puzzle and say, "We'll we were sick of all the negative stereotypes of blondes, so we decided to do this puzzle, it took us only 23 days, but on the box it says 2-3 years!"
What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?
Framed.
Someone accused the Mona Lisa of killing a man.
But I think she's been framed
Did you hear about the photo getting falsely accused in court?
Poor guy, he was just framed...
What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?
I've been framed.
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A group of crows framed my friend, ultimately leading to his death
I swear I'll find the m**... who criminalized him!
Why did the photographer got killed?
Because he was framed!
I used to work at kinkos
Until I was framed for stealing office supplies
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TIL during the shooting of "Who framed Roger Rabbit?", Porky Pig was accused of s**... harassing Tinkerbell
On contacting Porky Pig, he replied "Th- Th- Th- That's all Hoax!"
Why do portraits hate the judicial system?
They always get framed
What did the photograph tell the police?
"I've been framed!"
Why was the picture wrongfully incarcerated?
It was framed.
The house from UP was arrested for being high and kidnapping a child.
in its defense, the house said "I was framed!"
Why did the tennis ball go to jail?
Because it got framed.
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What does the painting accused of m**... say ?
It's not me, I've been framed !
I've been framed. I can explain.
This one is of me, not my twin brother.
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A house was charged with m**......
Personally I think it was framed.
A doctor who was proud of his degrees...
always had them hanging in his office. His BS in Biology, PhD in Microbiology, and his MD were framed and hung behind him.
One day his clinic caught fire and he was caught inside the burning building. They were finally able to pull his unconscious body from the rubble and rushed him to the emergency room.
He came to as they got him to the emergency room, and that's when the nurse on staff told him "it appears you have suffered from first, second, and third degree burns."
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Frank Castle was framed for the m**... of wife and kids. Supposedly he killed them with terrible dad jokes.....
That's why he's called the Pun-isher
What did the optometrist yell when he blamed for stealing?
I was framed!
Why was a group of lemurs framed for organized crime within seconds?
They were a conspiracy.
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My uncle just saw his wanted picture at the courthouse and was p**...
Because he was framed
Getting spiritual at the bar
A guy walks into a bar and notices a framed picture of a cat hanging behind the bar. "What happened to the picture of Buddha you used to have hanging back there?" he asks the bartender. The bartender replies, "That was Zen, this is Meow."
